Actual programmes that sound like a Partridge pitch ?

[J4CKO]

If you remember "I'm Alan Partridge" and his ridiculous TV programme pitches to Tony Hayers then you will know what I mean "Inner City Sumo", "Monkey Tennis", Youth Hostelling with Christ Eubank" etc,

I have noticed more actual TV programmes sounding as bizarre as Alans increasingly desperate and improbable suggestions.

"Bargain Loving Brits in the Sun"

"Pets Win Prizes"

"Cruising with Jane Macdonald"

Any more ?

[pistolpedro]

7. Penguin A&E With Lorraine Kelly

Lorraine Kelly to host a programme about injured Penguins. Some funny, some tragic.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/12/21/18-real-media...

[Eric Mc]

The Partridge Family.

Am I doing this right?

[57 Chevy]

[Halmyre]

Extreme Fishing with Robson Green.

[EFH189]

https://youtu.be/Zo2JBVv6T5E

This was a suggested clip for me on YouTube, seems quite appropriate!

[Mcphisto]

Sexy Beasts..... where contestants wear masks of animals. Couldn't believe what I was seeing

[DodgyGeezer]

Ex on the beach
Teen moms

All that sorta shyte

[HighwayToHull]

A whole half hour and nobody's mentioned Naked Attraction yet!?

[gareth_r]

Murder House Flip.
Home improvement specialists Mikel Welch and Joelle Uzyel renovate infamous homes known for murders and intrigue, taking them from morbid to marvelous.


Currently available on the Roku Channel on err... Roku devices.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Gerbil Roulette.

It’s a thing, it existed, I saw it.

It’s Gerbil Roulette.

[bigandclever]

Ghost hunting with the Happy Mondays.

Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways.

Top Dog Model.

Caravanning with Shane Richie.

[davegreg]

The Funniest Ever Toddler Tantrums

Hoarding: Buried Alive

Dr Pimple Popper

[Randy Winkman]

Lego Masters

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/lego-masters

(Which I like.)

[SpudLink]

57 Chevy said:

“Unmithable!”

Brilliant.

[deanobeano]

Slightly off kilter, but I always thought that 'Cruising with Jayne McDonald' could have led to a new series.

Cruisin' with Jayne McDonald
Where she joins young lads in Civic type R's, Saxo's etc and goes Cruising round ring roads of different towns.

She could discuss the various mods that the young lads have fitted before moving on to appraisal of their music mix choice...

Ending up at McDonalds or local dogging stops for the final quarter of the show.

Queue the follow on series
Doggin' with Jayne McDonald.

I think it has legs.

[Radec]

deanobeano said:

Slightly off kilter, but I always thought that 'Cruising with Jayne McDonald' could have led to a new series.

Cruisin' with Jayne McDonald
Where she joins young lads in Civic type R's, Saxo's etc and goes Cruising round ring roads of different towns.

She could discuss the various mods that the young lads have fitted before moving on to appraisal of their music mix choice...

Ending up at McDonalds or local dogging stops for the final quarter of the show.

Queue the follow on series
Doggin' with Jayne McDonald.

I think it has legs.

How about Ross Kemp on Prangs
Ross travels to the dangerous underworld of supermarket car parks and A roads and the like to document minor scrapes,bumps and door dings caused by little old Mrs Smith etc not looking at where they were going.

I'm sure it would be a hit.

[Halmyre]

deanobeano said:

Slightly off kilter, but I always thought that 'Cruising with Jayne McDonald' could have led to a new series.

Cruisin' with Jayne McDonald
Where she joins young lads in Civic type R's, Saxo's etc and goes Cruising round ring roads of different towns.

She could discuss the various mods that the young lads have fitted before moving on to appraisal of their music mix choice...

Ending up at McDonalds or local dogging stops for the final quarter of the show.

Queue the follow on series
Doggin' with Jayne McDonald.

I think it has legs.

Cruising with Jane McDonald conjures up images of the wholesome but slightly MILFy chanteuse hanging around a gay bar (gay bar, gay bar).

[Eric Mc]

I’d watch it.

[Portofoni]

The only way is Essex { or Norwich for Partridge . }