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Original Poster:

1,965 posts

64 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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The wife and I spotted this on Prime, thought we’d give it a whirl as we recognised a few of the actors.

Just wow, it’s like something out of the 80’s, awful cgi, terrible acting and ridiculously cliched script.

I can’t believe Amazon would actually pay for this drivel!?

Kes Arevo

3,555 posts

60 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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Bugger, was quite looking forward to seeing this!

(If you want to see some extremely home made, student standard, fan film crappery, you should watch 'The Requin'. Just watch it to be astounded that a modern film could be released like that)


Badda

3,500 posts

103 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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Agreed, production quality is appalling!

suffolk009

7,056 posts

186 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I lasted 37 minutes

InitialDave

14,163 posts

140 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I watched it, didn't think it was diabolical, but certainly nothing special.

My main feeling was a constant "I'm sure I've seen these ideas done better before"

jamesbilluk

4,142 posts

204 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I'm quite enjoying it paperbag and I quite like stevie.. although, I do agree that alot of the CGI looks like a cut scene from a game.

PositronicRay

28,476 posts

204 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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It seemed a waste of some big names, it didn't grip me like a thriller/horror should.

Driver101

14,451 posts

142 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I've heard numerous complaints about it. I'm disappointed. I was thinking about timing an Amazon purchase for a free Prime trial to see it.

eharding

14,648 posts

305 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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It's not just dire, it's at best 90 minutes worth of hackneyed storyline painfully stretched out to getting on for 5 hours worth. The only possible explanation is that they've deliberately made something so bad as to generate enough comment that people watch it just to find out how bad it is.

Driver101

14,451 posts

142 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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eharding said:
It's not just dire, it's at best 90 minutes worth of hackneyed storyline painfully stretched out to getting on for 5 hours worth. The only possible explanation is that they've deliberately made something so bad as to generate enough comment that people watch it just to find out how bad it is.
I find Prime bad for stretching out programmes. Just about everything could be improved by cutting out lots of it. It feels like quantity over quality.


ozzuk

1,368 posts

148 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I quite liked it to start, am a few episodes in but it is getting worse and worse. For example (no spoiler) what's with the green agenda? Note the posters dotted around, and industry stalwarts suddenly spouting green agenda - and a stereotypically corporate overseer that really want to get to board level to change the entire direction of the company.

In comparison the story was more believable biggrin

LARK F1 GTR

4,277 posts

167 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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The TV trailer was enough to give it a hard pass!!

D6GMB

186 posts

197 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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An absolute pile of steaming poo. One of the worst things I have seen recently.

Steve vRS

5,280 posts

262 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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I work offshore occasionally so was going to watch this. However, I’ve seen lots of mixed reviews now so might not bother biggrin

Unless I can then come on here and point out how that would not happen on a UK platform like everyone did on that daft Submarine drama last year.

surveyor

18,561 posts

205 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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Got to a certain stage.

When working/climbing at height we wear a harness with two lanyards, so one is always clipped on at any time. Someone should tell the producers... Quite basic stuff.

Jordie Barretts sock

6,018 posts

40 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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LARK F1 GTR said:
The TV trailer was enough to give it a hard pass!!
Agreed.

"You can't punch holes in the earth without some repercussions"

Definite avoid for me.

Robmarriott

2,958 posts

179 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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The start of the first episode felt like 1990s Casualty.

I stuck with it and it didn’t improve even by the end, the shouty man from the other rig was a bit one dimensional.

It had the potential to be quite good but everything was a bit wide of the mark.

Jambo85

3,505 posts

109 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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Agree with most comments so far - the sci-fi aspect isn’t my bag but I’ll likely watch it all anyway. I noticed something weird about the names early on, then realised they’ve given most of the main characters the names of North Sea fields and/or platforms - Alwyn, Dunlin, Hutton, Fulmer [sic], Magnus, Garrow, and - the double whammy - Heather Shaw rofl

ETA also Murchison.

Edited by Jambo85 on Monday 9th January 19:48

ruggedscotty

5,935 posts

230 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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surveyor said:
Got to a certain stage.

When working/climbing at height we wear a harness with two lanyards, so one is always clipped on at any time. Someone should tell the producers... Quite basic stuff.
Yup indeed.... I noticed that... basic school by error, but if they had two hooks in operation there would have been no fall.... so it was poor writing of the script here

HeadForTheHills

22 posts

81 months

Monday 9th January 2023
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The safety, technical and scientific details jumped out as wrong in so many ways.

I think this was shot on they same virtual real time CGI wall as 1899 - all the scenes with actors outside have out of focus moodily lit backdrops.
https://youtu.be/ZMynJCgJIQk
Many more low cost productions will follow on this stage :-(

Only thing I thought good was Mark Bonnar calmly reading The Kraken Wakes