Nigella Lawson

[Hoppy2008]

I watched a bit of her show last night.
Talk about up her own (fat) @rse - Jeeeeesus!

And what the hell was all that about with the young girls in bed together all wearing very small, tight shorts....verging on the edge of Child Porn!!!

[sleep envy]

it was so, so fake that it was brilliant

who has bruschetta for breakfast and is convinced half a bar of dairy milk with pastry will win over a meeting?

very please it was ste as it's one less cookery programme I won;t be forced to sit through

[Hoppy2008]

sleep envy said:

it was so, so fake that it was brilliant

who has bruschetta for breakfast and is convinced half a bar of dairy milk with pastry will win over a meeting?

very please it was ste as it's one less cookery programme I won;t be forced to sit through

ha ha, I giggled at the part where she was stood at the Bus Stop drinking her smoothy...what a self-centred piece of turd.

[sleep envy]

bananas in the freezer?

right-oh

[Romanymagic]

This is probably not going to go down well...but...I fancy the socks off her!

[NDA]

Romanymagic said:

This is probably not going to go down well...but...I fancy the socks off her!

Can't think what you mean.

[patmahe]

I had a feeling this would turn into a 'post pictures of Nigella doing suggestive things with food' picture thread.

Turns out I was right

[Romanymagic]

patmahe said:

I had a feeling this would turn into a 'post pictures of Nigella doing suggestive things with food' picture thread.

Turns out I was right

This thread is no good without more pics!

[Soovy]

Gorgeous, but utterly smug. Needs to be HUMILIATED IN EVERY WAY.

[NDA]

Soovy said:

Gorgeous, but utterly smug. Needs to be HUMILIATED IN EVERY WAY.

Name the ways....

[Romanymagic]

NDA said:

Soovy said:

Gorgeous, but utterly smug. Needs to be HUMILIATED IN EVERY WAY.

Name the ways....

Ideally with pics!

[chunkymonkey71]

Romanymagic said:

This is probably not going to go down well...but...I fancy the socks off her!

I'd hit that st like a pinata!!!

That is all.

[Romanymagic]

chunkymonkey71 said:

Romanymagic said:

This is probably not going to go down well...but...I fancy the socks off her!

I'd hit that st like a pinata!!!

That is all.

I was thinking more along the lines of a nice meal (her cooking you understand), followed by some fine wines and then some fancy moans!

[nogginthenog]

Is it just me, or does she look a bit....

[FoolOnTheHill]

Was the old blonde lass in the kitchen being knobbed by the young black lad.

I got that impression.

Good on yer lass.

[Saddle bum]

Soovy said:

Gorgeous, but utterly smug. Needs to be HUMILIATED IN EVERY WAY.

More than a handful is a waste - discuss.

[Nobody You Know]

Saddle bum said:

Soovy said:

Gorgeous, but utterly smug. Needs to be HUMILIATED IN EVERY WAY.

More than a handful is a waste - discuss.

Correct, small shapely and perfectly formed is best.