Clarkson - DUAL

[Conian]

nuff said

[Rollcage]

What - there are two of him?

[Conian]

No, but Tiff Needell and Vicki Butler Henderson make an appearence, that part was OK in a cheesy kinda way.

[J500ANT]

I thought it was Duel, not Dual.

[Gun]

Aren't all Clarksons DVDs basically the same though?

[GingerWizard]

Gun said:

Aren't all Clarksons DVDs basically the same though?

good for the comatosed fugg post christmas dinner, then disposable with the wrapping paper....

[Gun]

GingerWizard said:

Gun said:

Aren't all Clarksons DVDs basically the same though?

good for the comatosed fugg post christmas dinner, then disposable with the wrapping paper....

Oh yes, they're the best for a slightly drunk evenings watch while the rest of the family are watching the 4 hours of soaps that are usually on on Christmas Day.

[Conian]

J500ANT said:

I thought it was Duel, not Dual.

I hate you Kenny

[Bungleaio]

But christmas wouldn't be christmas without the new clarkson DVD

[Frankeh]

Downloaded it last night. Not watched it yet.

[Conian]

Frankeh said:

Downloaded it last night. Not watched it yet.

you mean 'bought' it

• taps nose*

[GingerWizard]

no no probably off www.piratebay .org ........

[Jasandjules]

It's good for a mindless hour of petrolhead time though isn't it?

[BRE77M]

The whole DVD was on youtube earlier in 10 parts
I had chance to watch the first 8 parts before they removed it for infrining BBC copy write

[6655321]

I've just watched it after 'obtaining' a copy... It's st... Very, very st.

[Conian]

Clarkson: Whats the best car......... for drifting!
Us: It's a Monaro
Clarkson: Is it a 4wd lambo?
Us: er no, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or is it an Audi A8 V10?
Us: ..... Monaro
Clarkson: Or...... this BMW something or other
Us: ... i bet it's a Monaro
Clarkson: how about the new Jag?
Us: How about, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or... this Lotus Evora?
Us: No, Monaro, bet ya.
Clarkson: Or this Monaro?
Us: see told ya

Clarkson: we've narrowed it down to 3, the..
Us: monaro
Clarkson: Audi R8, the...
Us: monaaaaroooooooo
Clarkson: the Lotus and the
Us: MONARO!
Clarkson: Monaro!
Us: *sigh*

Clarkson: Can I drift in the Jag in flippers?
Us: No you cant
Clarkson: OK I cant, but can Anthony Davison, F1 driver, drift the A8 in ice skates?
Us: No, he cant
Clarkson: OK he cant, but can the Stig drift a Monaro in wellies?
Us: Probably, theyre not as restictive as ice skates or flippers AND he's the Stig
Clarkson: .............


Nah i wont spoil it for you.

[tybo]

Conian said:

Clarkson: Whats the best car......... for drifting!
Us: It's a Monaro
Clarkson: Is it a 4wd lambo?
Us: er no, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or is it an Audi A8 V10?
Us: ..... Monaro
Clarkson: Or...... this BMW something or other
Us: ... i bet it's a Monaro
Clarkson: how about the new Jag?
Us: How about, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or... this Lotus Evora?
Us: No, Monaro, bet ya.
Clarkson: Or this Monaro?
Us: see told ya

Clarkson: we've narrowed it down to 3, the..
Us: monaro
Clarkson: Audi R8, the...
Us: monaaaaroooooooo
Clarkson: the Lotus and the
Us: MONARO!
Clarkson: Monaro!
Us: *sigh*

Clarkson: Can I drift in the Jag in flippers?
Us: No you cant
Clarkson: OK I cant, but can Anthony Davison, F1 driver, drift the A8 in ice skates?
Us: No, he cant
Clarkson: OK he cant, but can the Stig drift a Monaro in wellies?
Us: Probably, theyre not as restictive as ice skates or flippers AND he's the Stig
Clarkson: .............


Nah i wont spoil it for you.

Don't ruin Christmas for me

I usually get 2 or 3 copies of his new DVD

[Distant]

Conian said:

Clarkson: Whats the best car......... for drifting!
Us: It's a Monaro
Clarkson: Is it a 4wd lambo?
Us: er no, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or is it an Audi A8 V10?
Us: ..... Monaro
Clarkson: Or...... this BMW something or other
Us: ... i bet it's a Monaro
Clarkson: how about the new Jag?
Us: How about, it's a Monaro
Clarkson: Or... this Lotus Evora?
Us: No, Monaro, bet ya.
Clarkson: Or this Monaro?
Us: see told ya

Clarkson: we've narrowed it down to 3, the..
Us: monaro
Clarkson: Audi R8, the...
Us: monaaaaroooooooo
Clarkson: the Lotus and the
Us: MONARO!
Clarkson: Monaro!
Us: *sigh*

Clarkson: Can I drift in the Jag in flippers?
Us: No you cant
Clarkson: OK I cant, but can Anthony Davison, F1 driver, drift the A8 in ice skates?
Us: No, he cant
Clarkson: OK he cant, but can the Stig drift a Monaro in wellies?
Us: Probably, theyre not as restictive as ice skates or flippers AND he's the Stig
Clarkson: .............


Nah i wont spoil it for you.

So did you like it?

[Conian]

Distant said:

So did you like it?

i liked it in the sense that i watched it all, and enjoyed it more that i'd enjoy eastenders
but, it's a very lame one from Jezza

tho I suppose it was nice to see Tiff n Jezza back on the same screen.

[6655321]

Conian said:

Distant said:

So did you like it?

i liked it in the sense that i watched it all, and enjoyed it more that i'd enjoy eastenders
but, it's a very lame one from Jezza

tho I suppose it was nice to see Tiff n Jezza back on the same screen.

I'll repeat... It was crap! The drifting bit was woeful. The 4x4 bit was fun, and the rest was pantaloons.