Heather Mills
Author
Discussion

alc

Original Poster:

366 posts

247 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
Mrs ALC was watching the preview of this year's Dancing on Ice which includes said Heather Mills. She (Heather Mills)has had a radical haircut and is a dead ringer for Shirley from Eastenders!

Somewhatfoolish

4,977 posts

209 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
alc said:
Mrs ALC was watching the preview of this year's Dancing on Ice which includes said Heather Mills. She (Heather Mills)has had a radical haircut and is a dead ringer for Shirley from Eastenders!
wow

hidetheelephants

33,695 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
Really? I saw a PR puff in the paper of the programme, except I had to do a double take because I was momentarily struck with confusion that Lembit Opik had had a boobjob and put on some slap in order to go iceskating...

She was never that good looking, but WTF has happened there?

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
How the hell can Heather Mills ice skate?

hidetheelephants

33,695 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
Going on previous performance that isn't in the plan, this is; she enters this farago, gets pwned very badly on account of the pegleg basically making figure skating of any kind impossible, then gets the sympathy vote. Only she won't get it(probably), because everybody, including the morons who watch this crap, still hates her for trying fk over Macca* in the divorce court. Could this woman be any more hateful? No, but at the same time she has a track record of overturning expectations, so yes really.


*That's another reason to hate her; I never liked him much(thought he was a smug git), but she and her grubby gold-digging forced me feel sorry for him. Cow!

mickk

30,157 posts

265 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
T89 Callan said:
How the hell can Heather Mills ice skate?
With help by the looks of things.


muckymotor

2,420 posts

244 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
Why would she have her trouser leg rolled up like that?

FourWheelDrift

91,825 posts

307 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
muckymotor said:
Why would she have her trouser leg rolled up like that?
Probably to stop her catching the end of the trouser leg with her other skate.

bazking69

8,620 posts

213 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
T89 Callan said:
How the hell can Heather Mills ice skate?
She still has good use of a prosthetic leg.

Her biggest problem though is that she has well and truly burnt the 'i'm disabled, cut me some slack' sympathy vote.

It'll be interesting how the judges mark her and appraise her performances if her performances are poor because of her disability though...

Lost soul

8,712 posts

205 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
muckymotor said:
Why would she have her trouser leg rolled up like that?
sympathy

becksW

14,690 posts

234 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
She's an attention seeking we so this sort of thing suits her perfectly, never liked her even before her Paul McCartney days.

I wish I could like her as she does seem to do a lot of charity work for animal groups and raises welfare plights of animals in foreign countries but unfortunately her character is too twisted and she is too much of a liar for that too happen (not that she needs to give a st about my opinion!)

croyde

25,525 posts

253 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
On the back of Todd McCarty's clowning on the ice last year, I thought that I would give it a go (not figure skating, but just being able to get about on the slippery stuff) and had a quick lesson to get me going and went to a few group lessons.

Now the thing that puzzles me is that various moves are done on the inside or outside of the skate blade so you have to have control of the lower part of your leg, ankle and foot. How does someone with a false leg manage this?

Just the fact that she skated onto the ice with her partner amazed me but we shall see.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
bazking69 said:
T89 Callan said:
How the hell can Heather Mills ice skate?
She still has good use of a prosthetic leg.

Her biggest problem though is that she has well and truly burnt the 'i'm disabled, cut me some slack' sympathy vote.

It'll be interesting how the judges mark her and appraise her performances if her performances are poor because of her disability though...
I thought alot of Ice skating was based on ankle movement and strength?

Oh well, wont be watching anyway so don't care.

becksW

14,690 posts

234 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
croyde said:
On the back of Todd McCarty's clowning on the ice last year, I thought that I would give it a go (not figure skating, but just being able to get about on the slippery stuff) and had a quick lesson to get me going and went to a few group lessons.

Now the thing that puzzles me is that various moves are done on the inside or outside of the skate blade so you have to have control of the lower part of your leg, ankle and foot. How does someone with a false leg manage this?

Just the fact that she skated onto the ice with her partner amazed me but we shall see.
I suppose she has been used to a false leg for many many years now and she may have gained some skills from when she did the dancing with the stars in America that she can transfer to the ice. Give her one credit she is determined.

mickk

30,157 posts

265 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
becksW said:
Give her one credit she is determined.
She certainly is, it took her ages to get that cash out of McCartney

Le Mans Visitor

1,119 posts

225 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
As these programmes are more of a popularity contest I reckon she will be the first one booted off and I hope the door smacks her on the arse as she leaves.

Muntu

7,674 posts

222 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
T89 Callan said:
How the hell can Heather Mills ice skate?
Its got me stumped too...

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
mickk said:
becksW said:
Give her one credit she is determined.
She certainly is, it took her ages to get that cash out of McCartney
That made her hopping mad!
Still best foot forward Heather wink

croyde

25,525 posts

253 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
laugh

And amazed that as I have admitted to ice skating that I have not been accused of catching the Ghey.

hidetheelephants

33,695 posts

216 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
quotequote all
croyde said:
laugh

And amazed that as I have admitted to ice skating that I have not been accused of catching the Ghey.
It's only ghey if you wear spandex...