Countryfile culling item
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AngryApples

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5,449 posts

288 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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£500 to cull a duck, WTF?

How much does a bullet cost these days?

FourWheelDrift

91,828 posts

307 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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Forms need to be filled out 6 months before the appointed cull, then checked by an independent government appointed officer. They then produce a 5 page case study on the effectiveness of the culling of the duck and it's knock on effects on society. A crisis councillor will also be called in to ascertain the need for a series of sessions with local children in case culling this duck creates psychological issues with them. An officer from the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries & Food will be appointed to oversee the cull, along with 3 firearms experts and 1 noise abatement officer who will make sure the gun isn't too loud. Then a further set of forms will then be filled out for the disposal of the body, a government appointed eco-recycling officer will make sure the body is disposed of with as little impact on the environment as possible.

It all adds up, £500 sounds a bit cheep quackers.

Pesty

42,655 posts

279 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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I'll do it for £300

AngryApples

Original Poster:

5,449 posts

288 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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FWD - spot on mate

Pesty, too late - I told them £290 and they signed me up there and then

(anyone got a tactical nuke for sale - save a bit of time?)

Jasandjules

71,961 posts

252 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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FourWheelDrift said:
Forms need to be filled out 6 months before the appointed cull, then checked by an independent government appointed officer. They then produce a 5 page case study on the effectiveness of the culling of the duck and it's knock on effects on society. A crisis councillor will also be called in to ascertain the need for a series of sessions with local children in case culling this duck creates psychological issues with them. An officer from the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries & Food will be appointed to oversee the cull, along with 3 firearms experts and 1 noise abatement officer who will make sure the gun isn't too loud. Then a further set of forms will then be filled out for the disposal of the body, a government appointed eco-recycling officer will make sure the body is disposed of with as little impact on the environment as possible.

It all adds up, £500 sounds a bit cheep quackers.
Nah, that lot only costs £300. The other £200 is the counsellor for the hunter to help him overcome the PTSD.

Dr.Doofenshmirtz

16,634 posts

223 months

Sunday 7th March 2010
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The figures for these government schemes would be laughable, if it weren't our money....over £5million spent to shoot a specific breed of duck? Incredible.