Jeremy Kyle Must Die.
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inman999

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34,954 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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My sisters back for Easter and got to the remote before me.

Jeez this guy makes me feel physically sick.

A quick google search brings up the above facebook group, i'm tempted.

ArtVandelay

6,692 posts

207 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Without him, where can I see the biggest freaks on the earth do battle.

Feeling glum, life a little boring and samey - watch Jeremy Kyle and see just how awful some people are and feel instantly superior smile

beefbeef

682 posts

220 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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I've just seen the one this morning... I think they must be thinking that they get recognition for being on Jeremy Kyle and people will see them in the street and worship them...

Scratends!

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

193 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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You could always just do something that doesn't involve watching that specific telly

soad

34,343 posts

199 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Used to catch some bits of the said show in the staff canteen last year - couldn't watch it. Full of chavs.

Negative Creep

25,804 posts

250 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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doesn't he actually say the same things (stop scrounging and having kids, then get a job) as everyone on here though?

soad

34,343 posts

199 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Negative Creep said:
doesn't he actually say the same things (stop scrounging and having kids, then get a job) as everyone on here though?
I believe so - still that doesn't make it any more watching-worthy.

Used to love good old Jerry Springer - all sorts going on. hehe

Dakkon

7,829 posts

276 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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The best bit about the show is all the chavs in the audience thinking that they are better than those on stage.

M400 NBL

3,543 posts

235 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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You do know your sister will drag you onto the show when you get to the cintrol first, and the it causes a huge family row.

I can already tell from your OP that you envy your sister wink

Dakkon

7,829 posts

276 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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M400 NBL said:
You do know your sister will drag you onto the show when you get to the cintrol first, and the it causes a huge family row.

I can already tell from your OP that you have had your sister wink
EFA wink

ShadownINja

79,324 posts

305 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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What would happen to classic moments like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGH1pAQ6Q0s

FFS.

inman999

Original Poster:

34,954 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Dakkon said:
M400 NBL said:
You do know your sister will drag you onto the show when you get to the cintrol first, and the it causes a huge family row.

I can already tell from your OP that you have had your sister wink
EFA wink
biggrin Kind of walked into that one I suppose. Sick.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Give Jeremy Kyle and Jeremy Paxman a handgun.
Together they will rid the world of both chav scum and stupid politicians.

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

244 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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ArtVandelay said:
Without him, where can I see the biggest freaks on the earth do battle.

Feeling glum, life a little boring and samey - watch Jeremy Kyle and see just how awful some people are and feel instantly superior smile
This.

Half an hour of watching that ste and I'm ready to face the world again, knowing there isn't much wrong with me!

J B L

4,217 posts

238 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Dakkon said:
The best bit about the show is all the chavs in the audience thinking that they are better than those on stage.
hehe True. they just didn't get caught yet.


re. : Jeremy Kyle himself, I used to think like the OP but although I wouldn't go as far as saying that I admire him, I have to respect the man for what he's doing. He's a good enough actor to look and act like he cares when inside he must be pissing himself laughing at the turds he deals with. He and his team of researcher must have seen all sorts, I'd just love to spend some time at the pub listening to what they've seen/heard.
All the while they make money out of it... fair play.

st_files

5,443 posts

204 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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He's only holding up a mirror. Its a very highly rating programme (for its slot) so you have to ask questions of the viewer IMO.

inman999

Original Poster:

34,954 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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J B L said:
Dakkon said:
The best bit about the show is all the chavs in the audience thinking that they are better than those on stage.
hehe True. they just didn't get caught yet.


re. : Jeremy Kyle himself, I used to think like the OP but although I wouldn't go as far as saying that I admire him, I have to respect the man for what he's doing. He's a good enough actor to look and act like he cares when inside he must be pissing himself laughing at the turds he deals with. He and his team of researcher must have seen all sorts, I'd just love to spend some time at the pub listening to what they've seen/heard.
All the while they make money out of it... fair play.
Reckon he must be a good actor because I can't see him switching off when the show finishes. He just seems to shout, patronise and state the bleedin obvious in a condescending tone. How much do these council estate reprobates get for an appearance I wonder? 10 Lambert & Butler and a litre of white lightening.

Frankeh

12,558 posts

208 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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The show should really be called "Shouting at silly bints who had sex with someone they shouldn't have".

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

216 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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I quite enjoy watching it paperbag

Purely because after I switch it off I realise how 'normal and happy' I actually am!

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

270 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Negative Creep said:
doesn't he actually say the same things (stop scrounging and having kids, then get a job) as everyone on here though?
The man is worth a thousand social workers.