Injury lawyers 4u
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Bloody ambiwlans chasers 
It seems that when you seek quotes for your motor renewal and declare an accident the site/broker then pass on your details to these leeches. I've been pestered by these b@stards over the last weeks and one of them finally let slip how he got my details.
Leech: "May I speak to Mr Flintstone?"
Me: "Speaking"
Leech: "My name's Archie from Accident Claims Spongers Inc. Just a courtesy call, we dealt with you on your claim and I'm phoning to talk to you about claiming for any injuries you received".
Me: "I don't remember dealing with you"
Leech: "Ah, well. Yes. Ummmm, when you apply for a quote the company send us your details. Now, about your injuries"
Me: "I see. On what basis do you want to deal with me?"
Leech: "Well, we'd take you on as a client and you might be entitled to as much as four figures in compensation"
Me: "So as your client the first thing you've done is lie to me"
Leech: "When?"
Me: "Just now when you told me you dealt with my claim. You said you'd dealt with my claim when you knew damn well you hadn't. You just admitted this is a cold call"
Leech: "Ummmmm......."
Me: "What was your name again?"
Click! Brrrrrrr................
W@nkers.
It seems that when you seek quotes for your motor renewal and declare an accident the site/broker then pass on your details to these leeches. I've been pestered by these b@stards over the last weeks and one of them finally let slip how he got my details.
Leech: "May I speak to Mr Flintstone?"
Me: "Speaking"
Leech: "My name's Archie from Accident Claims Spongers Inc. Just a courtesy call, we dealt with you on your claim and I'm phoning to talk to you about claiming for any injuries you received".
Me: "I don't remember dealing with you"
Leech: "Ah, well. Yes. Ummmm, when you apply for a quote the company send us your details. Now, about your injuries"
Me: "I see. On what basis do you want to deal with me?"
Leech: "Well, we'd take you on as a client and you might be entitled to as much as four figures in compensation"
Me: "So as your client the first thing you've done is lie to me"
Leech: "When?"
Me: "Just now when you told me you dealt with my claim. You said you'd dealt with my claim when you knew damn well you hadn't. You just admitted this is a cold call"
Leech: "Ummmmm......."
Me: "What was your name again?"
Click! Brrrrrrr................
W@nkers.
Edited by Flintstone on Saturday 29th May 12:41
Injury Lawyers 4u spokesperson said:
We're real lawyers
He's not though. He's an actor.If he said "they're real lawyers, but I'm an out of work actor" I might take them more seriously.
Also, I really don't think the text-speak "4U" does them any favours.
In summary: "Shysters 4u" more like.
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