This year's self obsessed idiots
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The business brains for this years The Apprentice have been revealed, looks like the usual bunch of self obsessed morons in badly fitting suits.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13158...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13158...
Chris Bates is going to be f
king useless. He's too pretty to be good at anything.
Liz Locke is a typical "Powerful woman" type who will no doubt cry at some point and will instantly be a bh to every other girl instantly alienating herself.
Stella English is going to be a quiet one who rages when she doesn't get listened to but only brings it up in the board room when it's too late.
Paloma Vivanco is marketing and is therefore full of st. She is also highly bangable.
Laura Moore is a business development manager. This means she doesn't have a real job.
Joanna Riley has a cleaning company and will probably get quite far.
Melissa Cohen should bore off. Quirky without being quirky.
Sandeesh Samra would get it. 'It' being my penis, not the job at the end.
Jamie Lester looks like he'll be a cock.
Joy Stefanicki is marketing again. Full of st.
Dan Harris wont be dominant enough to get very far.
Stuart Baggs just looks like the biggest pleb I've ever seen.
king useless. He's too pretty to be good at anything. Liz Locke is a typical "Powerful woman" type who will no doubt cry at some point and will instantly be a b
h to every other girl instantly alienating herself. Stella English is going to be a quiet one who rages when she doesn't get listened to but only brings it up in the board room when it's too late.
Paloma Vivanco is marketing and is therefore full of s
t. She is also highly bangable. Laura Moore is a business development manager. This means she doesn't have a real job.
Joanna Riley has a cleaning company and will probably get quite far.
Melissa Cohen should bore off. Quirky without being quirky.
Sandeesh Samra would get it. 'It' being my penis, not the job at the end.
Jamie Lester looks like he'll be a cock.
Joy Stefanicki is marketing again. Full of s
t. Dan Harris wont be dominant enough to get very far.
Stuart Baggs just looks like the biggest pleb I've ever seen.
TEKNOPUG said:
Why is a surgeon applying for this show?
And how has the photographer managed to make every single one of them appear at least 10 years older than their stated age? Or are they all fibbing......?
Lmao, I said exactly the same thing in the other thread. It looks like the images have been given the HDR look by an amateurAnd how has the photographer managed to make every single one of them appear at least 10 years older than their stated age? Or are they all fibbing......?
Republik said:
Nom de ploom said:
Laura Moore is by far the best looking - she looks familair too....hmmm.
Wierd that, I was thinking the exact same thing. Where have I seen her before? 
Maybe not though.....
Edited by TEKNOPUG on Tuesday 28th September 17:25
And as above, the camera seems to have added 10 years to some of them!jesta1865 said:
Alex Epstein, 26 Unemployed head of communications
err how? surely it an oxymoron to have a job title and be unemployed
On the official site, he credits himself with originally conceiving the bendy bus! Now leaving aside that the concept was around in the 1920's and was extensively trialled in Britain 5 years before he was born, why on earth does he think it's a good idea to claim that popular innovation?!err how? surely it an oxymoron to have a job title and be unemployed
Christopher Farrell - "I was a sniper in the Royal Marines and I take that killer instinct across into business" Well that's certainly one way of beating the competiton...
Jamie Lester - Frankeh is spot on. Ex-Estate Agent and describes himself as "honest and trustworthy"
Just too tempting....
CHRIS BATES: hair product.
LIZ LOCKE: bh
STELLA ENGLISH: holding her stomach in.
PALOMA VIVANCO: bh
LAURA MOORE: Would get it and I don't mean the job......Will latch onto the most successful looking guy and make gooey eyes at him so they become a couple and therefore safer, right up until the moment they are in the boardroom together when she will ditch him like third period French.
JOANNA RILEY: Will play the race card as soon as she can.
MELISSA COHEN: Is she kidding? Won't even make it past the first show, the other girls will destroy her.
SANDEESH SAMRA: Doesn't look like she hates every man in the room so therefore might win it.
JAMIE LESTER: He is called Jamie therefore he will fail.
JOY STEFANICKI: The fat unpopular girl from school, will be bullied and will be crying by the end of epsiode two.
DAN HARRIS: Look into the eyes, not at them or around them, look into them eyes. The eyes!!!
STUART BAGGS: His suit doesn't fit and he's the youngest so he will say something really stupid in the boardroom and fail.
ALEX EPSTEIN: All that photo says to me is "Alex, 26, was found hanging from the light fitting in his fathers shed, days after complaining about work place bullying,"
CHRISTOPHER FARRELL: Ex-soldier so therefore will do well as Siralan likes them.
SHIBBY ROBATI: Beaker from the Muppets.
RALEIGH ADDINGTON: He's called Raleigh, he likes Boris Johnston, he's called Raleigh, he's called RALEIGH!!! Doomed!!
CHRIS BATES: hair product.
LIZ LOCKE: b
hSTELLA ENGLISH: holding her stomach in.
PALOMA VIVANCO: b
hLAURA MOORE: Would get it and I don't mean the job......Will latch onto the most successful looking guy and make gooey eyes at him so they become a couple and therefore safer, right up until the moment they are in the boardroom together when she will ditch him like third period French.
JOANNA RILEY: Will play the race card as soon as she can.
MELISSA COHEN: Is she kidding? Won't even make it past the first show, the other girls will destroy her.
SANDEESH SAMRA: Doesn't look like she hates every man in the room so therefore might win it.
JAMIE LESTER: He is called Jamie therefore he will fail.
JOY STEFANICKI: The fat unpopular girl from school, will be bullied and will be crying by the end of epsiode two.
DAN HARRIS: Look into the eyes, not at them or around them, look into them eyes. The eyes!!!
STUART BAGGS: His suit doesn't fit and he's the youngest so he will say something really stupid in the boardroom and fail.
ALEX EPSTEIN: All that photo says to me is "Alex, 26, was found hanging from the light fitting in his fathers shed, days after complaining about work place bullying,"
CHRISTOPHER FARRELL: Ex-soldier so therefore will do well as Siralan likes them.
SHIBBY ROBATI: Beaker from the Muppets.
RALEIGH ADDINGTON: He's called Raleigh, he likes Boris Johnston, he's called Raleigh, he's called RALEIGH!!! Doomed!!
Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Tuesday 28th September 18:20
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