Movie quote quiz thread with google proofing

[singlecoil]

I wondered if people might find it amusing to spot famous movie quotes that have been sufficiently altered to stop people googling them, but still carry the original meaning?

Something like this

"It's the one that says big bad motherfker" which googling instantly reveals (for those that need it) the fact that it comes from Pulp Fiction. But if we change it to "it's the one that says big naughty motherfker" then Google is stumped (thus preventing people cheating)

So, I'll start with a really easy one. First to get it gets to do the next one.


"I hope he likes pasta, they serve it four times a day in the italian prisons"

[anonymous-user]

The Italian Job, Mr Bridger/Noel Coward.

I don't get the game though.
Spot the "mis-quote"? Even though I knew it was Coward in the Italian Job, I put the pasta version in to Google, and it still gave me the answer.
ETA: But anyway, here yer go...
"We shall st off their Pashific coasht and lishen to their rock and roll"

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 24th December 15:38

[singlecoil]

"and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll"

Hunt for Red October

I got it by googling "and listen to their rock and roll"

We need to make this harder.

How about

"make him a proposal that he cannot decline"

[Halb]

Godfather?

This lady dog is burnt bread.

[singlecoil]

Ghostbusters,


something a little more obscure (though from the 100 greatest films list), how about

"my brain is leaving"

[Strangely Brown]

My mind is going... I can feel it.

Daisy... daisy...

2001.

[singlecoil]

Strangely Brown said:

My mind is going... I can feel it.

Daisy... daisy...

2001.

OK, so now you need to set a question

[Strangely Brown]

How about...

I have observed events that you persons would not deem credible.

Too easy?

[Halb]

Strangely Brown said:

How about...

I have observed events that you persons would not deem credible.

Too easy?

Bladerunner

edit
There is a decrease of fantastic norks on the planet.

Edited by Halb on Friday 24th December 17:28

[Strangely Brown]

Halb said:

Bladerunner

Correct. I was right: it was too easy.

[Strangely Brown]

In the absence of another question, how about:

Something is iniquitous in the realm of the southernmost nordic country and the king's son is depositing the refuse outside.

Probably still too easy.

[anonymous-user]

Strangely Brown said:

In the absence of another question, how about:

Something is iniquitous in the realm of the southernmost nordic country and the king's son is depositing the refuse outside.

Probably still too easy.

Something err...."sinful" in Denmark whilst the prince is shoving the wheelie bin by the kerb?
What's in your DVD collection?

[singlecoil]

Sounds like Hamlet, 'there is something rotten in the state of Denmark', but I don't get the next bit

[JB!]

Firearms for display, knives for an expert.

any ideas on that one?

[Strangely Brown]

singlecoil said:

Sounds like Hamlet, 'there is something rotten in the state of Denmark', but I don't get the next bit

... and Hamlet is taking out the trash.

From the same movie as:

I have just stopped all biological function in this member of the species, and I did it with forethought and deliberation.

JB! said:

Firearms for display, knives for an expert.

any ideas on that one?

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Edited by Strangely Brown on Friday 24th December 19:46

[Halb]

Strangely Brown said:

In the absence of another question, how about:

Something is iniquitous in the realm of the southernmost nordic country and the king's son is depositing the refuse outside.

Probably still too easy.

YOu missed
edit
There is a decrease of fantastic norks on the planet.
then?


edit, hamlet thing is from the film on C5 right now

Edited by Halb on Friday 24th December 19:55

[Strangely Brown]

Halb said:

There is a decrease of fantastic norks on the planet.
then?

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would shame to damage yours.

Wesley to Buttercup. Princess Bride.

Halb said:

edit, hamlet thing is from the film on C5 right now

Ding!

[singlecoil]

So, having established it's Last Action Hero (I should have got that, have watched it 2 or 3 times), what's the next question?

[singlecoil]

OK, how about this?

"this company will not stand for anything less than compete success!"

[Sonic]

Strangely Brown said:

Halb said:

There is a decrease of fantastic norks on the planet.
then?

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would shame to damage yours.

Wesley to Buttercup. Princess Bride.

That takes me back a few years!