The right to masturbate at work...

[Puggit]

(no seriously)

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woma...
http://100gf.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/ana-catarina...

[anonymous-user]

She could earn a lot more money by staying at home with a web cam

Granted the face isn't all that but there is a niche for every market or so i'm told

[Shaw Tarse]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=210...

[Mr Happy]

I would! she's quite tasty in a foreign sort of way!

[E31Shrew]

Tad imprecise...." Up to 47 times a day"

[Thesaint01708]

im sure most of us know one or two wkers at our places of work so this makes perfect sense!

[AndrewW-G]

A lex said:

In a (reasonably) similar vein - a designated 'lactating' room has just appeared at work, with the due pomp and circumstance via the internal company email etc. Its part of some new Dutch and therefore probably European law.

We were wondering if anyone was allowed to visit...... ?

I hope you've demanded the right to use the room, otherwise wouldn’t it be sexual discrimination

[Tsippy]

I wouldn't fancy working as a cleaner in the wking-room

[br d]

Perhaps I shouldn't say this but I think I'm safe.
I know a girl, very nice looking and about 21 at the time, who was dismissed from her job because she got caught masturbating in the office toilets. The event reached a rather loud conclusion and there were several complaints.

She laughed it off and said "Well, people kept sending me dirty emails!"

She's a cracking girl, emigrated a few years ago and I hope to god she's never heard of PistonHeads.

[Shaw Tarse]

Tsippy said:

I wouldn't fancy working as a cleaner in the wking-room

Nor me, what happens when you give your job title for insurance?

[tr7v8]

When I was an apprentice the toilets were known as "The Seamans Rest"

[FourWheelDrift]

Clarky Cat said:

Reminded me of this...

Big Train sketch

Exactly what I thought of as well

[mybrainhurts]

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality....

Imbalance..?

I was wondering why my ex wasn't like that, then I remembered she was unbalanced...

[turbobloke]

"forty seven-times a day"

If it's a medical thing well, so be it, but...counting?

[Willie Dee]

Fake.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&...

[Oakey]

br d said:

Perhaps I shouldn't say this but I think I'm safe.
I know a girl, very nice looking and about 21 at the time, who was dismissed from her job because she got caught masturbating in the office toilets. The event reached a rather loud conclusion and there were several complaints.

She laughed it off and said "Well, people kept sending me dirty emails!"

She's a cracking girl, emigrated a few years ago and I hope to god she's never heard of PistonHeads.

Don't stop, tell us more, I'm not done yet...

[physprof]

FourWheelDrift said:

Exactly what I thought of as well

oh yes, truly disgusting, but funny

[EDLT]

Willie Dee said:

Fake.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&...

"Not only via e-mail from my aunt that the rumors appear absurd. Even some grown older portals such as POP usually drop their potatoes. And with them, of course, will come new emails from the auntie in littering.

Worsens when the portal comes from a nonsense, because if you get to auntie and say 'look, this here is fake! "She rub A LINK in your poke. So?"

Well that's cleared that up.

[Puggit]

[HoHoHo]

Old news....

I've known some wkers at work.........