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Chilli

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17,320 posts

266 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Stu R

21,670 posts

245 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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rofl Had to nab that one for FB Nick, genious biggrin



Edited by Stu R on Wednesday 25th May 06:59

Pints

18,451 posts

224 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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His claims are full of hot air.

jeevescat

880 posts

241 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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That's just been blown out of all proportion.

Pints

18,451 posts

224 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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He's certainly going to be the butt of jokes for a while.

Laurel Green

31,200 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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That was nearly economics in a nutshell.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Fell on the air line rofl

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

263 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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BBC said:
Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.
hehe

Tsippy

15,078 posts

199 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Rude-boy said:
BBC said:
Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.
hehe
He should get Guiness World Records around to measure the duration and decibals of his farts rofl

Sonic

4,008 posts

237 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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"He said that doctors had told him they were surprised that his skin had not burst, as the compressed air - pumping into his body at 100lb/sq in - had separated fat from muscle."

hurl The thought of that is pretty rank.

freecar

4,249 posts

217 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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AndrewW-G said:
Fell on the air line rofl
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!

selwonk

2,143 posts

255 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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freecar said:
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!
Christ! Cheer up mate!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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freecar said:
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!
Quite right.

I hope you get well soon, btw.

Stu R

21,670 posts

245 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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freecar said:
AndrewW-G said:
Fell on the air line rofl
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!
Blimey, that little rant's almost enough to put the wind up someone.

selwonk

2,143 posts

255 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Stu R said:
Blimey, that little rant's almost enough to put the wind up someone.
rofl

RemainAllHoof

80,136 posts

312 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Justayellowbadge said:
Quite right.

I hope you get well soon, btw.
hehe

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Stu R said:
freecar said:
AndrewW-G said:
Fell on the air line rofl
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!
Blimey, that little rant's almost enough to put the wind up someone.
I just think he has an over inflated ego

Laurel Green

31,200 posts

262 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Sometime, in the future, he's going to feel somewhat deflated over the whole episode.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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Laurel Green said:
Sometime, in the future, he's going to feel somewhat deflated over the whole episode.
He'll certainly feel the hospital let him down.

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th May 2011
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freecar said:
AndrewW-G said:
Fell on the air line rofl
Oh I see, you think he snapped an airline and rammed it into his buttock for sexual pleasure, very funny!

Anyone thinking this was a sexual experiment gone wrong needs to have their heads examined. Had the airline gone in his ass he would have died most likely as he would have probably ruptured his intestines. As it was, the DOCTOR talked of fixing his buttock wound so it does actually look like an accident.

Come on guys, this wasn't a suspicious naked vacuuming incident!
Are the nurses taking good care of you hehe