Soomtayme the USA is not nayce!

[allnighter]

British "pop star" Cheryl Cole has been dropped from the judging panel of the US version of The X Factor, according to a US report.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13558...

Thank phuck for that I'd say!

[ErnestM]

I think that I speak for just about everyone living in the US when I say....


Who?

[randlemarcus]

Nothing at all to do with the conviction for racially motivated assault then?

Ernest, you aren't missing much - some blousy provincial trollop.

[iphonedyou]

randlemarcus said:

Nothing at all to do with the conviction for racially motivated assault then?

No, I'd imagine if that was to be a problem they wouldn't have hired her for the gig in the first place.

[randlemarcus]

iphonedyou said:

No, I'd imagine if that was to be a problem they wouldn't have hired her for the gig in the first place.

And I'd imagine that there's a difference between sorting it with US Immigration and the PR sorts putting two and two together. I suppose it could simply be that they forgot to do any audience tests on her before signing the contract.

[AndrewW-G]

ErnestM said:

I think that I speak for just about everyone living in the US when I say....


Who?

Apparently somebody who can’t sing and has just been kicked of a st TV show . . . . For a growing army of plebs in the UK, it's a newsworthy story

[iphonedyou]

randlemarcus said:

And I'd imagine that there's a difference between sorting it with US Immigration and the PR sorts putting two and two together. I suppose it could simply be that they forgot to do any audience tests on her before signing the contract.

I really think US immigration would have become a problem prior to this stage. I've never known them to be lackadaisical in their approach to even minor transgressions, in my time dealing with them (not as a crim, by the way!)

Disregarding US immigration for a moment, I can only imagine the due diligence required on contracts when commanding the sort of fee she does. I'd be very surprised if any of this comes down to her conviction, but if it does, I'll no doubt find out soon enough.

Edited by iphonedyou on Thursday 26th May 21:45

[silvagod]

Well eyes gonna be complaining on me fierce boook page like!

[randlemarcus]

iphonedyou said:

I really think US immigration would have become a problem prior to this stage. I've never known them to be lackadaisical in their approach to even minor transgressions, in my time dealing with them (not as a crim, by the way!)

Disregarding US immigration for a moment, I can only imagine the due diligence required on contracts when commanding the sort of fee she does. I'd be very surprised if any of this comes down to her conviction, but if it does, I'll no doubt find out soon enough.

Edited by iphonedyou on Thursday 26th May 21:45

Much as I believe in the rehabilitation of offenders and all that, it always left a nasty taste that someone could be raised up as an icon and example with this in her past.

[elster]

I am quite disappointed with this.

Now we have to suffer more of this talentless geordie.

[iphonedyou]

randlemarcus said:

Much as I believe in the rehabilitation of offenders and all that, it always left a nasty taste that someone could be raised up as an icon and example with this in her past.

Interesting point indeed! She's definitely more media aware now, that's for sure!

[V88Dicky]

She might not be a very good singer, she might be as thick as a whale omelete, but I think I speak for most red-blooded blokes when I say;

I'd crawl a thousand miles over broken glass just to wk on her shadow!

[Getragdogleg]

V88Dicky said:

She might not be a very good singer, she might be as thick as a whale omelete, but I think I speak for most red-blooded blokes when I say;

I'd crawl a thousand miles over broken glass just to wk on her shadow!

No, I like to rod a good trollop if the oportunity arises but I think a nice cup of tea and an early night would be better than hiding the sausage with this creature. She might speak during the act and that is not a risk I am prepared to take.

[schmalex]

Getragdogleg said:

No, I like to rod a good trollop if the oportunity arises but I think a nice cup of tea and an early night would be better than hiding the sausage with this creature. She might speak during the act and that is not a risk I am prepared to take.

You could always borrow CW7's ball gag

[Flintstone]

V88Dicky said:

She might not be a very good singer, she might be as thick as a whale omelete, but I think I speak for most red-blooded blokes when I say;

I'd crawl a thousand miles over broken glass just to wk on her shadow!

"Most"? Then I'm glad to be in the minority. I wouldn't touch the vacuous bint if you paid me.

[ErnestM]

Getragdogleg said:

I like to rod a good trollop if the oportunity arises.

I'm stealing this.

[Jimbeaux]

ErnestM said:

Getragdogleg said:

I like to rod a good trollop if the oportunity arises.

I'm stealing this.

Get in line!

[Ozzie Osmond]

V88Dicky said:

She might be as thick as a whale omelete.

She might be able to spell whale omelette!!

[stew-S160]

I HATE her accent.

[hornetrider]

Jimbeaux said:

ErnestM said:

Getragdogleg said:

I like to rod a good trollop if the oportunity arises.

I'm stealing this.

Get in line!

Don't copy and paste though, you'll get annihilated by the spelling police.