Carol Vorderman - Rear of the Year

[pano amo]

All night long, chaps. All night long...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20008...

[Sheets Tabuer]

It'd be like finding a hole in a bouncy castle, that's quite some padding.

ETA: Bit forward of her to advertise her size on her jeans.

ETA again: oh wizard jeans, nevermind.

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Wednesday 8th June 14:08

Edited by Sheets Tabuer on Wednesday 8th June 14:09

[Agoogy]

Rubbish jeans...
good arse
ALOT of slap...but I would..if she asked nicely...

[Soovy]

I can't BELIEVE I got beaten to this one.

You'd SMASH it.

[spurs-442]

All. Night. Long.

[Jw Vw]

Agoogy said:

Rubbish jeans...
good arse
ALOT of slap...but I would..if she asked nicely...

[GTO Scott]

Soovy said:

I can't BELIEVE I got beaten to this one.

You'd SMASH it.

Repeatedly.

[gjc10212]

All yours!!

[budgie smuggler]

I'd be hitting that thing consonantly.

[XJSJohn]

Soovy said:

I can't BELIEVE I got beaten to this one.

You'd SMASH it.

Must be me getting older ......

[AnthT]

Mutton dressed as, well, mutton!

[Agoogy]

I'd give her one from the bottom and 5 from anywhere else

[pano amo]

for me, Carol ticks all the boxes - dirty ol slag, looks like an aging page 3 bird, a fantasy mates mum, tart in a wine bar and looks mucky as hell in the sack or even down a lane. Shes got it all quite frankly. To me, she is the perfect woman.

[Deva Link]

I don't know....it's just a big arse, isn't it? "Pert" it ain't.

[Mr Gearchange]

budgie smuggler said:

I'd be hitting that thing consonantly.

[spurs-442]

pano amo said:

for me, Carol ticks all the boxes - dirty ol slag, looks like an aging page 3 bird, a fantasy mates mum, tart in a wine bar and looks mucky as hell in the sack or even down a lane. Shes got it all quite frankly. To me, she is the perfect woman.

Amen that man!

[Another Fluffer]

Not for me

[Riley Blue]

Apparently Miss Vorderman received a 'deluge' of votes after her fabulous figure became the envy of many middle-aged women.

Why ask them??

[Mr Roper]

spurs-442 said:

pano amo said:

for me, Carol ticks all the boxes - dirty ol slag, looks like an aging page 3 bird, a fantasy mates mum, tart in a wine bar and looks mucky as hell in the sack or even down a lane. Shes got it all quite frankly. To me, she is the perfect woman.

Amen that man!

Hallelujah brother....oh yeah + numero ono

[10 Pence Short]

I've met her before. She's very small. Much smaller than I thought she would be.

That is all.