Smurfs v Wombles.
Discussion
I am not suggesting these figures in any way represent the true figures for Smurfs or Wombles.
Smurfs make up 10% of a towns population. Wombles make up the 90% balance.
Smurfs produce over 70% of the towns serious crime.
Police target Wombles & Smurfs exactly the same way.
Smurfs make up 10% of a towns population. Wombles make up the 90% balance.
Smurfs produce over 70% of the towns serious crime.
Police target Wombles & Smurfs exactly the same way.
Edited by einsign on Saturday 25th May 15:22
elster said:
This town obviously doesn't take theft into account. As the Wombles are always pilfering.
I think you'll find they're "making good use of the things they find, things the everyday folk leave behind".Granted, the everyday folk are forced to leave things behind at gunpoint, but the effect is much the same.
Anyway, aren't there statistics to show that a lot of the crime is Smurf-on-Smurf?
-ish is my opinionOn Cops with Cameras or whatever it's called the other night the police raided a Womble site.
They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.
There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.
There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))
They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.
Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.
They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.
There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.
There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))
They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.
Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.
Oakey said:
On Cops with Cameras or whatever it's called the other night the police raided a Womble site.
They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.
There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.
There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))
They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.
Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.
Didn't you man raided a Smurf site?They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.
There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.
There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))
They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.
Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.
Stevenj214 said:
It's a difficult one. It's like terrorist stop and search policies. If your main terrorist threat currently comes from Smurf extremists, why shouldn't you focus your energies on Smurfs instead of Wombles?
Because the Smurfs might be disguising themselves as Wombles, obviously.eharding said:
bobr said:
There was recently a large Womble event in my area 
They're playing Glastonbury, as well.No wonder Michael Eavis was so hacked off when he found out.
It'll take him months to get rid of them off his land, once they're in.
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