Missing MOD Assets
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BoRED S2upid

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21,081 posts

270 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14018288

So where do we thing these have gone? Some shocking figures there.

Lefty

21,499 posts

232 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Petty pilfering and ebay
Stuff left on hillisdes
Stuff broken and not recorded
Admin errors

I suppose.

Getragdogleg

10,265 posts

213 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Theft is rife from the bottom to the top.

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

256 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Aircraft carrier anyone? Going cheap...

Lefty

21,499 posts

232 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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I've bought loads of nato olive drab land rover parts on ebay. wink

HoHoHo

15,399 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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It's only £6.3 Billion.

That's a lot of paper clips and post-it notes.

Corsair7

20,911 posts

277 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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BoRED S2upid said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14018288

So where do we thing these have gone? Some shocking figures there.
The report suggests its mostly an 'accounting' issue.

Heres an example of where accounting might be difficult: Two recent and ongoing wars. Many vehicles destroyed in battle (land rovers, APC's, even the odd helicopter). Lets say a Land Rover gets blown to smitheriens by an insurgent mine. How is the record of the equipment that might have been temporarily in that land Rover updated? How many radios were destroyed? What were their serial numbers? How are they accounted for?

The answer is no body probably knows. Only when the accountants do an audit do they find some radios unaccounted for, so they raise an issue. Who knows whats happened to them? No body, for sure. War, aftrer all, means equipment as well as personel goes missing. A friend of mine was on patrol when a colleague of his was blown up by a land mine. The explosion was huge, and the body effectivly vaporised. Was his kit all accounted for?> Probably the larger items, like his weapon, but not smaller stuff, which joined the 'red mist'. But its on a spreadsheet smewhere so must eb accounted for.


The majority of missing kit that we should be concerned about is that stuff which is missing because its never been delivered, like those Chinooks. Its missing from the front line due to MOD incompetance.

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

187 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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This is nothing new, my dad did his national service as a storeman in the RAF in the late forties and left with so much money he didn't have to work again until 1955. . . . . .

Lefty

21,499 posts

232 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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A good mate of mine is an ex c130 pilot. They once forgot to unload a big rib and a couple of outboards whilst stationed in Oman.

The CO went ape when he found out. So they got him one too.

hehe

trickywoo

14,244 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Come on,, who can honestly say they have never lost £184 million worth of radios? Happens all the time. I have no idea where my Roberts is for example.

DonkeyApple

70,559 posts

199 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Corsair7 said:
The report suggests its mostly an 'accounting' issue.

Heres an example of where accounting might be difficult: Two recent and ongoing wars. Many vehicles destroyed in battle (land rovers, APC's, even the odd helicopter). Lets say a Land Rover gets blown to smitheriens by an insurgent mine. How is the record of the equipment that might have been temporarily in that land Rover updated? How many radios were destroyed? What were their serial numbers? How are they accounted for?

The answer is no body probably knows. Only when the accountants do an audit do they find some radios unaccounted for, so they raise an issue. Who knows whats happened to them? No body, for sure. War, aftrer all, means equipment as well as personel goes missing. A friend of mine was on patrol when a colleague of his was blown up by a land mine. The explosion was huge, and the body effectivly vaporised. Was his kit all accounted for?> Probably the larger items, like his weapon, but not smaller stuff, which joined the 'red mist'. But its on a spreadsheet smewhere so must eb accounted for.


The majority of missing kit that we should be concerned about is that stuff which is missing because its never been delivered, like those Chinooks. Its missing from the front line due to MOD incompetance.
Yup. I think it would be vital to send at least one accountant and a lawyer out with each patrol to keep an accurate log on kit as well as health and safety.

This would have the added benefit of making any accountant who survives a damn site more interesting when stuck next to them at the dining table and lawyers could prove to be quite handy during close quarters confrontations as they can rush in, stick a knife in the enemy back and then run away with all their possessions.

JustinP1

13,363 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Riley Blue said:
Aircraft carrier anyone? Going cheap...
I think that did actually happen when the USSR broke up... smile


Saddle bum

4,211 posts

249 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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When a storage shed at Donnington went up quite a few years back, the recorded losses would have filled the thing ten times over!!

BruceV8

3,325 posts

277 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Saddle bum said:
When a storage shed at Donnington went up quite a few years back, the recorded losses would have filled the thing ten times over!!
Same thing happened with the sinking of The Atlantic Conveyor. Its a wonder the thing floated in the first place with the amount of stuff that was supposed to have been on it.

98elise

32,756 posts

191 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Corsair7 said:
BoRED S2upid said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14018288

So where do we thing these have gone? Some shocking figures there.
The report suggests its mostly an 'accounting' issue.

Heres an example of where accounting might be difficult: Two recent and ongoing wars. Many vehicles destroyed in battle (land rovers, APC's, even the odd helicopter). Lets say a Land Rover gets blown to smitheriens by an insurgent mine. How is the record of the equipment that might have been temporarily in that land Rover updated? How many radios were destroyed? What were their serial numbers? How are they accounted for?

The answer is no body probably knows. Only when the accountants do an audit do they find some radios unaccounted for, so they raise an issue. Who knows whats happened to them? No body, for sure. War, aftrer all, means equipment as well as personel goes missing. A friend of mine was on patrol when a colleague of his was blown up by a land mine. The explosion was huge, and the body effectivly vaporised. Was his kit all accounted for?> Probably the larger items, like his weapon, but not smaller stuff, which joined the 'red mist'. But its on a spreadsheet smewhere so must eb accounted for.


The majority of missing kit that we should be concerned about is that stuff which is missing because its never been delivered, like those Chinooks. Its missing from the front line due to MOD incompetance.
There will be a lot of this. Also stuff goes missing that has mental values attached to it. In the forces I once took over an engineering section for a couple of months. In doing this we had to hand over and sign for various bits of kit. Each part was numbered, checked and signed for. Not everything in the section had to be signed for, only stuff that was in a certain stores category. This included 2 tool boxes. The boxes had various bits in them, but nothing I had to sign for. Other tool boxes had guages etc thet did have to be signed for, and it was all in the handover sheet.

When the next section head took over he refused to sign for the boxes he was sure there was stuff missing. We looked into it, and sure enough the "tool box" should have read "tool kit", and it was meant to contain various gauges and spare parts which should have been on the list.

The cost to replace each tool kit was 25k, and as the person responsible my boss told me I could be held liable. If it had been £50 I'd have been concerned, but 50k was so high it was laughable. The kit was written off. When we got the replacement items it was mostly go/no-go guages etc, the sort of thing I could make in a machine shop in a couple of days.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Corsair7 said:
The report suggests its mostly an 'accounting' issue.

Heres an example of where accounting might be difficult: Two recent and ongoing wars. Many vehicles destroyed in battle (land rovers, APC's, even the odd helicopter). Lets say a Land Rover gets blown to smitheriens by an insurgent mine. How is the record of the equipment that might have been temporarily in that land Rover updated? How many radios were destroyed? What were their serial numbers? How are they accounted for?

The answer is no body probably knows. Only when the accountants do an audit do they find some radios unaccounted for, so they raise an issue. Who knows whats happened to them? No body, for sure. War, aftrer all, means equipment as well as personel goes missing. A friend of mine was on patrol when a colleague of his was blown up by a land mine. The explosion was huge, and the body effectivly vaporised. Was his kit all accounted for?> Probably the larger items, like his weapon, but not smaller stuff, which joined the 'red mist'. But its on a spreadsheet smewhere so must eb accounted for.


The majority of missing kit that we should be concerned about is that stuff which is missing because its never been delivered, like those Chinooks. Its missing from the front line due to MOD incompetance.
When going out on patrol in a vehicle all the radios will have their serial numbers checked and signed for. This goes for all other equipment that is contained in the vehicle so there will be a record of all equipment should the worse happen.

In my experience (very recent) getting out of camp on a patrol requires more accounting and paperwork than you can imagine.

I would suggest a lot of the waste is simply hoarded away. You could go into any building on an Army camp and find vast quantities of equipment that has been procured and simply never used or signed for in the correct way so that people are accountable for it.

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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Saddle bum said:
When a storage shed at Donnington went up quite a few years back, the recorded losses would have filled the thing ten times over!!
FOFAD biggrin

Corsair7

20,911 posts

277 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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They can add a Puma to that list....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-140...

car crazy

1,796 posts

193 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
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When we got back from the first gulf war we were allowed to write off stuff as "lost in the dessert".