Risk it for a buiscuit?

[Pesty]

What a prize plum this bloke is

'Sid James' prison governor jailed after demanding sex from a woman inmate in return for BISCUITS


married prison governor was jailed for five years today for regularly demanding sex from a woman inmate in a situation likened to a Carry On film.

At the conclusion of the 'sex for favours' trial of Russell Thorne, a judge ordered him to be locked up in a role reversal of his former career.

Judge Michael Addison said the sentence must be a deterrent for other prison officers who might be tempted to have sexual relations with prisoners.

The court heard how the 41-year-old would give his inmate lover presents including biscuits, sweets, coffee, yoghurt and cans of her favourite Red Bull drink in exchange for sex including a threesome with another prisoner


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016057/Si...

[jonah35]

should this amount to rape?

[Pesty]

Only if he never handed over the hob nobs afterwoods

[IanMorewood]

Banged to rights?

[Jasandjules]

jonah35 said:

should this amount to rape?

Not if it was consensual.

It's certainly a breach of trust though.

[Jim the Sunderer]

Pesty said:

The court heard how the 41-year-old would give his inmate lover presents including biscuits, sweets, coffee, yoghurt and cans of her favourite Red Bull drink in exchange for sex including a threesome with another prisoner

He was giving her yoghurt alright.

[Pesty]

He told her it was good for her complexion.

[Life Saab Itch]

Pesty said:

Only if he never handed over the hob nobs afterwoods

Have a bad tste

[Fer]

Pesty said:

He told her it was good for her complexion.

He tried to tell her it was good for tonsillitis, but she wouldn't swallow that.

[deeen]

No Dunking.

[superlightr]

seems very harsh to me. both adults, both undersanding what they were doing, both agreeing. Is it really that much of an abuse?

[MK4 Slowride]

5 years, streuth. I bet he wishes he'd gone to the Dam to get a threesome now.

[pacman06]

Pesty said:

Only if he never handed over the hob nobs afterwoods

HAha.. Laughing so hard the wife asked what it was all about but! she is not amused lol, and is now sitting in the kitchen.. RESULT!

[RemainAllHoof]

pacman06 said:

HAha.. Laughing so hard the wife asked what it was all about but! she is not amused lol, and is now sitting in the kitchen.. RESULT!

Why is she sitting in the kitchen? She got upset and stormed out over that?

A picture for you:

[Mojocvh]

So how's she going to get her hob nobs now? 'uman rights I tell yer....

[Mojocvh]

Pesty said:

What a prize plum this bloke is

'Sid James' prison governor jailed after demanding sex from a woman inmate in return for BISCUITS


married prison governor was jailed for five years today for regularly demanding sex from a woman inmate in a situation likened to a Carry On film.

At the conclusion of the 'sex for favours' trial of Russell Thorne, a judge ordered him to be locked up in a role reversal of his former career.

Judge Michael Addison said the sentence must be a deterrent for other prison officers who might be tempted to have sexual relations with prisoners.

The court heard how the 41-year-old would give his inmate lover presents including biscuits, sweets, coffee, yoghurt and cans of her favourite Red Bull drink in exchange for sex including a threesome with another prisoner


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016057/Si...

"Judge Michael Addison said the sentence must be a deterrent for other prison officers who might be tempted to have sexual relations with prisoners."

So it's ok to carry on shagging each other then........................

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

jonah35 said:

should this amount to rape?

Only in the mind of a Daily Mail reader.

[mybrainhurts]

Mojocvh said:

So how's she going to get her hob nobs now? 'uman rights I tell yer....

She'll have to chuck those empty Red Bull cans at them..

[S18DMW]

Less of a sentence than some marriage's.

[Fer]

I am surprised no one has mentioned the OP's obscure reference to chocolate comestibles!