Feeling old?

[Penny-lope]

How about becoming a grandparent by the time you're 30!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020801/Br...

[craigjm]

hmm no doubt he will be a great granddad by the time he is 45!

[Penny-lope]

craigjm said:

hmm no doubt he will be a great granddad by the time he is 45!

I reckon 43!

[RemainAllHoof]

Fair enough, his right, he pays his taxes.
















Right?

[carmonk]

There's a 27-year old grandparent in the local cemetry. Dead, of course.

[Shaw Tarse]

Did he buy his watch from Argos?

[RemainAllHoof]

Shaw Tarse said:

Did he buy his watch from Argos?

Looks like an Accurist.

[Shaw Tarse]

RemainAllHoof said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Did he buy his watch from Argos?

Looks like an Accurist.

As seen in the £50 watch thread &

[RemainAllHoof]

Shaw Tarse said:

RemainAllHoof said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Did he buy his watch from Argos?

Looks like an Accurist.

As seen in the £50 watch thread &

Yep. Well, I hope it isn't the £2k Tag(?) that the Accurist is based on as it'd be bought on tax payer's money.

[thinfourth2]

I bet all his workmates will buy him a nice card

[WhoseGeneration]

One might suggest that this is, perhaps, an indicator of our slide down the status of developed economies?
Or, am I being rather too cynical?

[Helicopter123]

Love will get the whole family through this...and for everything else there are benefits...

[HOGEPH]

The future of Britain...........

[Penny-lope]

Helicopter123 said:

Love will get the whole family through this...and for everything else there are benefits...

[EDLT]

That kid is going to have a mighty forehead.

[Pondered Scrotum]

"Shem" and his daughter "Tia".

Need we read any further? They can't even give each other proper names, let alone any actual parenting!

The scum will inherit the earth...

[AJS-]

The weird thing is that it looks as though they have got less physically repugnant by the generation (at least mother to daughter). Perhaps chavs have evolved to tolerate inbreeding?

[Pondered Scrotum]

Hang on...if she's 14 and preggers, shouldn't the dad be in court for statutory rape..?

Unless her name's Mary and the month is December. But it's not.

[Chrisw666]

AJS- said:

The weird thing is that it looks as though they have got less physically repugnant by the generation (at least mother to daughter). Perhaps chavs have evolved to tolerate inbreeding?

I think its just that the daughter is still a child and hasn't put weight on or had any of her skin start to show the damage of 15 years sunbed use and deep fried lunch and dinners washed down with 20 Lambert and Butler, a bottle of lambrini and a greggs sausage roll. At 21 years old that girl will look rougher than a 30 year old woman who finished school, went to uni, and got a respectable job before settling down.

[RemainAllHoof]

Chrisw666 said:

I think its just that the daughter is still a child and hasn't put weight on or had any of her skin start to show the damage of 15 years sunbed use and deep fried lunch and dinners washed down with 20 Lambert and Butler, a bottle of lambrini and a greggs sausage roll. At 21 years old that girl will look rougher than a 30 year old woman who finished school, went to uni, and got a respectable job before settling down.

Innit.