How to get on in the EU

[Zod]

Resignation email fired out to 6000 EU mailboxes on return from holiday today by a disgruntled woman:

http://englandexpects.blogspot.com/2011/08/europea...

English translation said:

Dear Secrétaire général,

Dear Freddy,

Well now, I've decided to resign from the PE [European Parliament] because I’ve learned some odd things about you. In fact, it would seem that you are fking █████ and that also, you are eating the pussies of ████, ████ and ████. Don’t you think that’s a disgrace? These women hold interesting positions while others who have actually passed the exams remain blocked. Little █████ is even a civil servant but she has never passed the course. █████ has never passed a course and she is █████████, and she has been at the PE for 10 years. So, if it’s necessary to suck the SG’s [Secrétaire Général] cock to get a position, it’s truly fking disgusting.

It’s the same thing for ██████, she’s had a child by the old ████████ ████████ and she is the SGA. [Secrétaire Général's Assistant]

So enjoy your return to parliament after your well deserved holiday.

Ciao

Mari-No

Faithful servant of Princess L (AKA the Slut Princess)

French version said:

Cher XXXXXX,

Voilà, j'ai pris la décision de démissionner du PE car j'ai appris de drôles de choses sur vous. En effet, il paraît que vous XXXX forniquez avec XXXX et que de plus, vous bouffez les chattes de XXXX, XXXXX et XXXXXX. Si ce n'est pas une honte, ça ? Ces femmes ont des postes intéressants alors que quand on passe un concours, on reste bloqué. La petite XXXXXX est même fonctionnaire alors qu'elle n'a jamais passé un concours. XXXXXX n'a jamais passé un concours et elle est AD et XXXXXX, cela fait dix ans qu'elle est au PE (???) Alors, s'il faut sucer la bite du SG pour avoir un poste, c'est vraiment dégueulasse.

Même chose pour la mère XXXXX, elle a eu un gosse de l'ancien XXXXX et maintenant elle est XXX.

Alors, bonne rentrée parlementaire après des vacances bien méritées.

Ciao
Mari-No
fidèle servante de princesse XXXXX XXXXX(dite la princesse pétasse)

[Tsippy]

Fantastic

Although I have noticed similar in a lot of places where the good looking are promoted or get jobs despite having the IQ of a liberal

[Esseesse]

With the names...

Mari-No said:

Cher Freddy,

Voilà, j'ai pris la décision de démissionner du PE car j'ai appris de drôles de choses sur vous. En effet, il paraît que vous (Klaus) forniquez avec Freddy et que de plus, vous bouffez les chattes de Worum, Andrades et Casalprim. Si ce n'est pas une honte, ça ? Ces femmes ont des postes intéressants alors que quand on passe un concours, on reste bloqué. La petite Andrades est même fonctionnaire alors qu'elle n'a jamais passé un concours. Worum n'a jamais passé un concours et elle est AD et Casalprim, cela fait dix ans qu'elle est au PE (???) Alors, s'il faut sucer la bite du SG pour avoir un poste, c'est vraiment dégueulasse.

Même chose pour la mère F. Ratti, elle a eu un gosse de l'ancien SG Vinci et maintenant elle est SGA.

Alors, bonne rentrée parlementaire après des vacances bien méritées.

Ciao

Mari-No

fidèle servante de princesse Leena Linnus (dite la princesse pétasse)

[pacman1]

Jeez, the sooner we're out this fecking EU the better.

Any more news on this latest opt out campaign for us?

[Hooli]

Tsippy said:

having the IQ of a liberal

Wonderful phrase

[Digga]

I've often suspected some of our European cousins to be less, shall we say, enlightened than UK & US in this respect.

For certain the Italians toe Berlusconi's line for the most part. Once went onto a trade show stand of a company we used to deal with and was offered a coffee by the first guy to greet me, which was duly brought by a girl wearing a skirt barely more substantial than a belt. I thanked her politely for the drink, but having assumed she was merely hired eye candy, paid little attention. It was only when I asked the guy where my contact at the firm - the person who did the bulk of the English-speaking trade and technical advice - that I realised she was the coffee dolly. I then went to chat with her but, frankly, it was a bit absurd, given the show-girl outfit and all. I never really figured out whether she was happy with that situation, but to me it seemed demeaning.

[Adrian W]

come on this happens everywhere, especially in large organisations.

[RacerMDR]

Yep happens everywhere men are in charge. Always has always will.

[The Black Flash]

Mari-No said:

Cher Freddy,

vous bouffez les chattes de Worum, Andrades et Casalprim.

Now there's a verb I don't remember learning at school. Bouffer - to gobble, eat heartilly, or become full.

[Ozzie Osmond]

The Black Flash said:

Now there's a verb I don't remember learning at school. Bouffer - to gobble, eat heartilly, or become full.

Hence the well-known movie, "Grande Bouffe" - titled in English as "Blow Out" which isn't really a good translation!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070130/

[Iceman82]

Has anyone else spent the last 5 minutes putting the names into Google images?

[Hooli]

Iceman82 said:

Has anyone else spent the last 5 minutes putting the names into Google images?

NO, but do please post up the results.

[Iceman82]

Hooli said:

NO, but do please post up the results.

Sadly they are lacking. Further research needed, probably off Company time would be best!

[turbobloke]

As one of the comments on the link points out, it could be seen as preferable if the eurocrats were only fking each other to further their careers instead of screwing the rest of us.