NIMBY complains about two day bike festival...

[Oakey]

... gets outed as a pornographer.

This should be right up PH's street, it has NIMBYs, bikes, metal and porn;

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/local/fury_...

I think this sealed his fate:

Andrew Torkington said:

I live in a million pound house in the country – the reason you buy a million pound house in the county is a bit of peace and quiet.

And the porn link;

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_19...

Mirror Archive said:

Hooker and hard core model Nicki Lewis is aiming to clean up...by peddling porn on the Internet.

Lewis - real name Saffron Cocks - "promises the world's most beautiful women doing unspeakable things exclusively for you" in a sick, on-screen magazine which could earn her more than pounds 2million.

Disgusting pictures of Lewis, which can be seen by any child surfing the Internet on a home computer, have appeared already as a "come-on " to her magazine - Nicki's World.

And in an interview on another web site, she claims to have engaged in group sex, partner-swapping, prostitution, sado- masochism, as well as being raped and abused by a number of men. Lewis describes herself as an international model. In reality she lives in a modest semi in Lytham St Anne's with photographer boyfriend Andrew Torkington. And she cycles around nearby Blackpool on a bike.

[Pesty]

he lets his girl friend get raped and abused by other men and he's worried by two days of bikers?

priorities you're doing it wrong.

[twister]

Hang on, her porno name is the utterly ordinary Nicki Lewis, yet her real name is the pornorific Saffron Cocks???

[VeeFour]

twister said:

Hang on, her porno name is the utterly ordinary Nicki Lewis, yet her real name is the pornorific Saffron Cocks???

I honestly thought they'd got the names the wrong way around until I googled.

In the name of accuracy and research, obviously.

[Oakey]

VeeFour said:

I honestly thought they'd got the names the wrong way around until I googled.

In the name of accuracy and research, obviously.

Not a pretty sight, is it?

[TheEnd]

Saffron Cocks.

This story needs no further jokes!

[Thom987]

VeeFour said:

twister said:

Hang on, her porno name is the utterly ordinary Nicki Lewis, yet her real name is the pornorific Saffron Cocks???

I honestly thought they'd got the names the wrong way around until I googled.

In the name of accuracy and research, obviously.

Likewise, but she isnt that great.

[AndrewW-G]

Is the occupation of the person who complained more or less important than their right to enjoy their home?

Had they moved into a house near the location of an established festival / racetrack / music venue, then there would be a case to ridicule them, as due diligence prior to purchase, would have identified the potential source of any regular disturbance . . . .as it is, the bikers festival is apparently new and according to the article, doesn’t seem to have a licence.

[Oakey]

Because the other 363 days of the year simply aren't enough?

[Famous Graham]

Mirror Archive said:

Disgusting pictures of Lewis, which can be seen by any child surfing the Internet on a home computer

Oh do fk off, you stupid paper.

[Oakey]

Famous Graham said:

Oh do fk off, you stupid paper.

To be fair, it was 1996. The way that article reads you'd think she singlehandedly kickstarted internet porn.

[deadslow]

AndrewW-G said:

Is the occupation of the person who complained more or less important than their right to enjoy their home?

Had they moved into a house near the location of an established festival / racetrack / music venue, then there would be a case to ridicule them, as due diligence prior to purchase, would have identified the potential source of any regular disturbance . . . .as it is, the bikers festival is apparently new and according to the article, doesn’t seem to have a licence.

Yep, agree totally.

[Famous Graham]

Oakey said:

Famous Graham said:

Oh do fk off, you stupid paper.

To be fair, it was 1996. The way that article reads you'd think she singlehandedly kickstarted internet porn.

Ah, fair point. Prior even to BrassEye (I think)

[AV12]

Article: And a Scotland Yard spokesman admitted: "The Internet is a difficult area to police."

Can you imagine the grin on their faces when making that statement

[GeraldSmith]

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

[GeraldSmith]

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

[thinfourth2]

GeraldSmith said:

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

Come on you know with a name like "Satans Slaves" it will be a bunch of harley riding accountants

[Flintstone]

GeraldSmith said:

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

GeraldSmith said:

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

I imagine they got used to it second time around

[Oakey]

GeraldSmith said:

Regardless of profession or value of house there are going to be very few people who would be happy at the thought of 'Satan's Slaves' organising a heavy metal festival next to them.

Have you read the comments? The oragniser replied I believe, they said they'd only had two objections, the two who are in the article.

[BliarOut]

Oh dear, this hasn't gone to plan, has it