The Yeovil Ninja

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Is this real or has April Fools come early? The man clearly has mental issues.

[EDLT]

There was a show on channel 4 a few weeks ago about "real" superheroes patrolling the streets. They are all nutters.

[petemurphy]

is he really allowed out with a big sword?!

[hesnotthemessiah]

NUTTER!!!!

Shadow?.....Saddo maybe.

And Yeovil!.....get yourself over to Salford mate in your bonkers Ninja outfit, your foam Samurai Sword, do your warning growl and see what the locals make of you.

[shakotan]

petemurphy said:

is he really allowed out with a big sword?!

No, that's why he doesn't go out with a big sword...

[swiftpete]

What's the point of the fake sword? I don't understand. I don't really understand why he's going out in the fake ninja costume anyway. They were never worn by ninjas, they were just worn by stage hands in plays.

[billzeebub]

this makes me think of Indiana Jones..where the guy is doing all the martial arts ste at Indy, and he watches for a bit before shooting him!..stick to being a security guard biffo..

..some people will do anything to get on the tv..

[Smart Mart]

Oh dear, my home town.

[Victor McDade]

hesnotthemessiah said:

NUTTER!!!!

Shadow?.....Saddo maybe.

And Yeovil!.....get yourself over to Salford mate in your bonkers Ninja outfit, your foam Samurai Sword, do your warning growl and see what the locals make of you.

Salford already has it's own superhero so no need for the ninja.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019749/Me...

[Snails]

I let out two particularly loud laughs watching the 'Yeovil ninja' video. What is with his hands being positioned in such a way that it looks like he is carrying an invisible football?

[hesnotthemessiah]

Victor McDade said:

Salford already has it's own superhero so no need for the ninja.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019749/Me...

I'm gutted! I always thought Salford was a tough neighbourhood, the slit your throat and ask questions later type place. So it was all a myth to scare away unwanted visitors? Phah! Boo! That's the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa, Jesus, The Euro Zone, David Cameron and now Salford. I am deeeeepressed!

[BuzzLightyear]

Victor McDade said:

Salford already has it's own superhero so no need for the ninja.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019749/Me...

So he's borrowed his Mum's leggings, his Dad's boots and his nephew's dressing-up costume and then goes out in public!

[FarleyRusk]

Well his Hollywood biopic is highly recommended - even Mrs Rusk loved it (IMDB score 8.0)

[Laurel Green]

Is this the chap?

[davepoth]

swiftpete said:

What's the point of the fake sword? I don't understand. I don't really understand why he's going out in the fake ninja costume anyway. They were never worn by ninjas, they were just worn by stage hands in plays.

It's so that stupid people think he has a big sword and run away as soon as he turns up.

[chunkol]

It can only end in tears...of laughter.

[Mr Gearchange]

He's going to get the st kicked out of him pretty soon I fear.

I mean have you seen the way he walks - he's just watched Enter the Dragon and thought - "Yep that's how ninja's move"

There was nothing in the report which revealed him to be a master/student or otherwise of Ninjitsu - or any other martial art. His only relevant experience seems to be "being a security guard" which don't mean a fat lot frankly.

Surely by now he's had all the local kids egging his house. What a tt.

[swiftpete]

I understand that he thinks he's doing the right thing, but he ought to take a tip from any bodyguarding course, where the best thing you can do it blend in and be un noticed, until you're needed. That was the idea of the ninjas as well. Not dressing like a tt so you get beaten up by 14 year olds.