Bloke complains about fish in a harbour

[Asterix]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/8743065/Tourist-...

[STURBO]

Not the best plaice to visit.

[daveparry]

Mr David Copp you sir are a stupid ferking twunt!

[Jasandjules]

You just KNOW he votes labour..........

Perhaps he just needs to be told the world does not revolve around him and his scrotes....

[FraserLFA]

What a knob...

[ewenm]

What a tool

[Chrisw666]

Amazing, he has got to 46 years of age fathering 2 children yet somehow manages to be about as thick as human beings can be.

I really hope the harbour master was blunt with him when he went back after the complaint to the local chip wrapper.

[Trevelyan]

Some of the comments are brilliant though!

Comments Section said:

Strong fishy smells can be offensive and traumatic. I knew this girl once who (EDITED BY MODERATOR)

[Wacky Racer]

Definitely made a misthake going there for his hols.

[hornetrider]

[maniac0796]

I wonder if he realises they're what makes up his kids fish fingers.


Idiot should go down Brixham at 6 in the morning if he wants to see a real working harbour

[turbobloke]

Eel know better than to go there again. The silly twunt.

[BliarOut]

God help him if he ever comes to Lincolnshire when they're muck spreading...

[deeen]

Did anyone else think "Herds of wildebeest"?

[B Huey]

Cod help us.

[HOGEPH]

He's just saying it for the halibut.

[kiteless]

And I bet you all a pound to a pinch of st that the catch just smelled of the sea. There were a dozen or so flies if that. And Rick Stein was about to pounce on half of the crates for his restaurant.

See.

As evidenced by a report on local radio today, you just can't trust eyewitnesses.

According to an "eyewitness", a car crash in Shrewsbury this afternoon involved a car "driving backwards at speed at about 30 or 40 mph I'd say".

Eyethinknot.

Eyewitless more like.

[Hooli]

Is it really illegal to cull such tards?

[Frog Dog]

Brilliant

We get people who come to cornwall, stay on campsites near farms and complain about the smell of cow st. people are brilliant.

[dandarez]

Must have been against his poo man rites.

The man is a complete Bass and Pollack who has nothing to Trout about.

He needs to take his kids to another Plaice where they can Flounder and Crab some fresh air -
then, pray to Cod, they can have a Whale of a time in their own tiny little whirlpool and all disappear up his 'Sole.