My heritage and rights as a pirate. Will the UN speak for me

[johnfm]

My forebears come from a long line of pirates.

They spent their lives dressing colourfully (in stolen clothes) and living it up in the caribbean drinking (stolen) rum and shagging willing (and sometimes unwilling) wenches.

Will the UN stand up for my rights to live in the UK but to enjoy my heritage imbued lifestyle?

In particular, should the council not have to provide me with a Caribbean island?

Should I not have freedom to roam the high seas (or the high street), raping and pillaging as I see fit and not have to conform to laws of the land?

I cannot see why my heritage is not in the same special class as Irish travellers.

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

[Mark.H]

I thought in Scotland it was the Women did the raping?

[roachcoach]

johnfm said:

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

What would you pillage exactly? The Buckfast? The deep fried mars bars?

[anonymous-user]

roachcoach said:

johnfm said:

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

What would you pillage exactly? The Buckfast? The deep fried mars bars?

No point in pillaging England, the English have already looted all their own shops and set fire to everything.

[Jasandjules]

Well I hope the UN will support you, and thereafter me, for I come from a long line of people who the state can give 1 million pounds a year to and provide me with a race track and Ferrari F430 in line with my human rights to have lots of money and fun...........

[The Nur]

All hail the flying spaghetti monster...

[williamp]

You laugh, but as Jedi is recognised as a religion by the Census, we're in all sorts of trouble. Maybe the Unions are the public face of the empire, and need to br crushed??

[Caulkhead]

el stovey said:

roachcoach said:

johnfm said:

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

What would you pillage exactly? The Buckfast? The deep fried mars bars?

No point in pillaging England, the English have already looted all their own shops and set fire to everything.

How do you know it was the English? I was in Scotland at the time of the Loot-fest and it was eerily quiet, as if everyone had gone away on a day trip. . . . . .

[Mr Gear]

johnfm said:

My forebears come from a long line of pirates.

They spent their lives dressing colourfully (in stolen clothes) and living it up in the caribbean drinking (stolen) rum and shagging willing (and sometimes unwilling) wenches.

Will the UN stand up for my rights to live in the UK but to enjoy my heritage imbued lifestyle?

In particular, should the council not have to provide me with a Caribbean island?

Should I not have freedom to roam the high seas (or the high street), raping and pillaging as I see fit and not have to conform to laws of the land?

I cannot see why my heritage is not in the same special class as Irish travellers.

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

I think you should be allowed to do this.

And then hung on the dock at Plymouth harbor.

[roachcoach]

Caulkhead said:

el stovey said:

roachcoach said:

johnfm said:

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

What would you pillage exactly? The Buckfast? The deep fried mars bars?

No point in pillaging England, the English have already looted all their own shops and set fire to everything.

How do you know it was the English? I was in Scotland at the time of the Loot-fest and it was eerily quiet, as if everyone had gone away on a day trip. . . . . .

Last time the Scots went mental down south, it didnt take all weekend (Rangers fans...Manchester [I think].....few hours)

[rudecherub]

johnfm said:

What about the Nordic descendents of Vikings? Are they ok to invade Scotland and start raping and pillaging? It is part of their heritage.

IIRC didn't genetic testing reveal the Lakes and Dales were all still pretty much Vikings...

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Mikeyboy]

For me one of the great unanswered questions, or for that matter asked by the media, is how can you be a traveller, wth all the "rights" this gives you but not actually travel?

Surely if you don't travel every six months or so you should lose that status and just be an ordinary citizen with the same rights and, more importantly, responsibilities.

[gtdc]

Jasandjules said:

Well I hope the UN will support you, and thereafter me, for I come from a long line of people who the state can give 1 million pounds a year to and provide me with a race track and Ferrari F430 in line with my human rights to have lots of money and fun...........

Hello my Cousin. We shall join together in our familial quest. You forgot the F40.

[blinkythefish]

Mark.H said:

I thought in Scotland it was the Women did the raping?

They're easily distracted by a fish supper so escape is not a problem......

[HOGEPH]

Thread title "My heritage and rights as a pirate. Will the UN speak for me"

Not until the 19th of September.

[Jasandjules]

gtdc said:

Jasandjules said:

Well I hope the UN will support you, and thereafter me, for I come from a long line of people who the state can give 1 million pounds a year to and provide me with a race track and Ferrari F430 in line with my human rights to have lots of money and fun...........

Hello my Cousin. We shall join together in our familial quest. You forgot the F40.

I didn't want to take the p**s, so went with an F430................

Now, I shall be writing to the UN shortly.

[dmulally]

Jasandjules said:

gtdc said:

Jasandjules said:

Well I hope the UN will support you, and thereafter me, for I come from a long line of people who the state can give 1 million pounds a year to and provide me with a race track and Ferrari F430 in line with my human rights to have lots of money and fun...........

Hello my Cousin. We shall join together in our familial quest. You forgot the F40.

I didn't want to take the p**s, so went with an F430................

Now, I shall be writing to the UN shortly.

Why should YOU have to write? Shirley there is a group of well wishers that will do it for you?

What do well wishers do for a crust exactly?