i begged my husband.............

[cossy400]

Oh dear and this is what the worlds coming to....


http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/most-popular/20...


Right near the bottom of the story they give the childs name.
Well theres a thread in it self.

P.S full time lurker 1st time poster so be gentle please.

[10 Pence Short]

You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!

[rxtx]

I just read the URL, no need to click once you do that.

[anonymous-user]

10 Pence Short said:

You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!

Burn them i say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roger Dodger]

Scum said:

“We had our hopes raised by the thought of using a sperm bank. But when we found out it would cost £600 a go, we were devastated.

“There was no way our benefits would stretch to that. We needed to be creative. I needed a young, virile volunteer.”

[cossy400]

10 Pence Short said:

You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!

Erm yea............

[mavester]

This has to be a wind up....please?! The child's name could have come from a story on the Daily Mash.....

[nagra]

.....

[cossy400]

The name has got benefit scrounger written all over it.

[miln0039]

I see many awkward questions and a future profession of rioting for child number 8 in just a few years time.

Bah.

[Steamer]

On the plus side: £565 a week for doing sweet FA apart from blowing your beans up the wife

On the negative side: House full of piss and biscuits + the wife has a fanny like a clown's pocket

[Heskey]

Oh my god.

[stew-S160]

"Alexius Leigh Mercedes Riley Porsche Lacey Mulholland"

[miln0039]

steynewspaper said:

Haley and Kevin felt they owed Paul, so when he needed a place to stay they invited him in to their home. They didn’t charge him a penny as they believed ­he’d given them the greatest gift ­of all.

Do you think we'd all have been in for a tax rebate if they'd charged him?

[cossy400]

“I gave him a small plastic pot and told him the bathroom was ­upstairs. Kevin helped me place the sperm inside me with a syringe.



How romantic....

[cossy400]

[redacted]

[ZesPak]

mavester said:

This has to be a wind up....please?! The child's name could have come from a story on the Daily Mash.....

I thought "this can't be real".

And then I read the childs name

Alexius Leigh Mercedes Riley Porsche Lacey Mulholland
no fking way.

These lines are great though:

"The couple, from Bristol, went on to have another five kids: Casey, 10, Brittany, nine, Paige, six, Tyler, four, and three-year-old Maddie."

"I’ve always wanted lots of kids, too. I’m getting old and they make me feel young. People think that because I’m on benefits I’m doing all right but it’s still a stretch."

"We had our hopes raised by the thought of using a sperm bank. But when we found out it would cost £600 a go, we were devastated."

[Puggit]

It would be funny, if it wasn't our taxes paying for it...

[S18DMW]

Kill the family with fire.

[gtdc]

I'm not surprised Kevin has been signed off with a bad back after humping that beast.

Surely the GP who is enabling this massive benefit scrounging machine should be either made to foot the bill in person or be struck off?