You're so ugly if you were a prostitute you'd go bankrupt...
You're so ugly if you were a prostitute you'd go bankrupt...
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ZOLLAR

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19,920 posts

203 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Apparently not...

article said:
A JUDGE baffled to hear a prostitute charged her crook client £20,000 a WEEK for sex asked her: "How do you justify that?"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3813520/...

For 20k I'd expect alot better than her, I bet she saw him coming...

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
I bet she saw him coming...
I doubt it, they usually blink at just the right moment. . . . .

The Nur

9,168 posts

215 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
I bet she saw him coming...
For £20k a week she probably saw that happen with alarming regularity.

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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She mist have been rendering some pretty 'special' services.

Miguel Alvarez

5,183 posts

200 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I want to meet some £20k a week pussy.

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Miguel Alvarez said:
I want to meat some £20k a week pussy.
EFA

Miguel Alvarez

5,183 posts

200 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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haha.

Steffan

10,362 posts

258 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I honestly think most men would happily pay never to meet this woman and certainly never to contemplate carnal relations therewith.

Are we sure there wasn't a mix up with who was charging whom?

Police State

4,379 posts

250 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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A possible total of 17 years for stealing £3.7m. There are major league drug dealers, not to mention numerous murderers that get less.

ZOLLAR

Original Poster:

19,920 posts

203 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Steffan said:
I honestly think most men would happily pay never to meet this woman and certainly never to contemplate carnal relations therewith.

Are we sure there wasn't a mix up with who was charging whom?
He's no better..


Torquey

1,961 posts

258 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Jeeeez. The bloke would shag himself dead if he went to Amsterdam.

20k divided by 50 euro's = 440 different pro's per week.

monkey gland

574 posts

185 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I'd fk that for £20k, but I'd want the money up front.

Digger

16,971 posts

221 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Ewww . . . and also don't read the No.1 of Most Read Stories!!

nelly1

5,666 posts

261 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Digger said:
Ewww . . . and also don't read the No.1 of Most Read Stories!!
Article you really shouldn't read said:
Doctor Jin Wang said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."

Digger

16,971 posts

221 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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nelly1 said:
Digger said:
Ewww . . . and also don't read the No.1 of Most Read Stories!!
Article you really shouldn't read said:
Doctor Jin Wang said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."
I'm actually on the bog. Stop it. Now!

Mr Subtle

151 posts

182 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Wheres a buffalo gun when you need one.

Mr_B

10,480 posts

273 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Who is taking the money, land and cars back ? Is it his employer or the Police ? How does it work in this case, and why doesn't it appear to be the same when someone gets caught doing beninfit fraud and the like against the government/tax payer.

Pesty

42,655 posts

286 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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christ are all hookers this ropey in the UK?

look at this swamp pig. Who the fk would pay for that?




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3561810/...

Edited by Pesty on Wednesday 14th September 23:24

Derek Smith

49,971 posts

278 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I've dealt with prostitutes, purely on a professional basis - mine not theirs - and the image of the norm being good looking women with figures to make your loins ache is a wee bit from the truth. There are some who are a bit classy but even they normally look not bad rather than pin-up models. They often dress well, the more upmarket ones.

By the time you drop down from the real class things get rough very quickly.

That said, that's just how they look. I've talked to some and they often are very pleasant to talk with. It surprised me, although that says something about my prejudices rather than them.

I did a raid on a brothel once where one bloke was actually on the job at the time. The room was dark with the curtains drawn and the lights dim. When I saw the prostitute I nearly switched my torch off.

And she was one of the better looking ones.

renorti

727 posts

226 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I find it hard to believe anyone would pay to go with this lady?
Pesty said:
christ are all hookers this ropey in the UK?

look at this swamp pig. Who the fk would pay for that?




http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3561810/...

Edited by Pesty on Wednesday 14th September 23:24