Chubby male escort cant pay fines...I give up

[E31Shrew]

Can't see where he's going wrong!

Would like to meet his one and only client. Bet she's a stunner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2038473/Ma...

[Penny-lope]

True because all female escorts are stunning

[swiftpete]

My mate was going to do this a few yrs ago. Stupidly when he filled in the application form he ticked the boxes for both men and women. His reasoning was that he can shaft the women and just go for a pint with the men and this way would bring him in more work. Of course what happened was that he was offered exclusively male botty bashers, he turned a few down once the dates were actually going to happen and then the agency stopped offering him work. He wasn't offered a single woman.

[GroundEffect]

swiftpete said:

My mate was going to do this a few yrs ago. Stupidly when he filled in the application form he ticked the boxes for both men and women. His reasoning was that he can shaft the women and just go for a pint with the men and this way would bring him in more work. Of course what happened was that he was offered exclusively male botty bashers, he turned a few down once the dates were actually going to happen and then the agency stopped offering him work. He wasn't offered a single woman.

Weird, 'cause men generally don't have much trouble getting laid.

[anonymous-user]

swiftpete said:

My mate was going to do this a few yrs ago. Stupidly when he filled in the application form he ticked the boxes for both men and women. His reasoning was that he can shaft the women and just go for a pint with the men and this way would bring him in more work. Of course what happened was that he was offered exclusively male botty bashers, he turned a few down once the dates were actually going to happen and then the agency stopped offering him work. He wasn't offered a single woman.

he should have man upped. as Ronnie Kray said 'real men have sex with men', the Sparta did it so must be worth a shot.

Edited by The Spruce goose on Saturday 17th September 13:10

[Ari]

E31Shrew said:

Can't see where he's going wrong!

Would like to meet his one and only client. Bet she's a stunner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2038473/Ma...

She...??

[Dusty964]

An amazing article-

So well worded and full of decsriptive prose-

He brags on his Facebook page that his 'best school memory' is when he was caught selling porn to other students.

He says: '(My best school memory) was getting suspended for three days for selling porn at school'

[Jasandjules]

A mate of mine from the gym fancied this idea. He thought it would be wall to wall women paying to sleep with him.

[soad]

Jasandjules said:

A mate of mine from the gym fancied this idea. He thought it would be wall to wall women paying to sleep with him.

We need to hear what happened
So?

[Roger Dodger]

soad said:

Jasandjules said:

A mate of mine from the gym fancied this idea. He thought it would be wall to wall women paying to sleep with him.

We need to hear what happened
So?

This guy made him retire early

[Jasandjules]

soad said:

We need to hear what happened
So?

Well, attractive women tend not to need to pay for a bloke to escort them out. But fat, smelly, weird creatures, that may be a different matter........

[Mr Dave]

Oh dear god, there must be some very desperate people about.

[GroundEffect]

Y'know, a lot of guys (and I mean a lot!) go for the chubby/husky guy look. I know I'm partial to it

[GTIR]

Dusty964 said:

An amazing article-

So well worded and full of decsriptive prose-

He brags on his Facebook page that his 'best school memory' is when he was caught selling porn to other students.

He says: '(My best school memory) was getting suspended for three days for selling porn at school'

Rubbish!

I just got mine "confiscated" by my deputy head not even a detention. (or at least I think that's what happened, it was a long time ago)

[Happy82]

GTIR said:

Rubbish!

I just got mine "confiscated" by my deputy head not even a detention. (or at least I think that's what happened, it was a long time ago)

Should have had it on dvd with the label 'Classical Music' and traded that way

[Petrolhead_Rich]

E31Shrew said:

Can't see where he's going wrong!

Would like to meet his one and only client. Bet she's a stunner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2038473/Ma...

the aritcle said:

A friend said: 'Jonathan joined an escort agency quite a while ago as he thinks he's quite a stud, but it's not gone as well as he had hoped.'
The dad-of-three is engaged to be married.
Hebrags on his Facebook page that his 'best school memory' is when he was caught selling porn to other students

What an odd person, with an odd life!

[Halb]

Penny-lope said:

True because all female escorts are stunning

This one from the same page is
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20385...

[LHD]

Halb said:

Penny-lope said:

True because all female escorts are stunning

This one from the same page is
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-20385...

Apart from the fact that she looks like The Joker.

[Halb]

[Monty Zoomer]

swiftpete said:

He wasn't offered a single woman.

I've got the same problem. Why don't people offer me more women?