I wonder how loud he screamed?
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Tonto

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279 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Ouch!

She must have had a good old munch if she bit both off!

SC7

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212 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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I think it would make more than the local news if it were a man who had bitten off part of a woman.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

223 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Holy fking christ, OUCH!

Made me squirm just thinking about it!

On a serious note he was very lucky to survive, IIRC a man can survive about 3-4 minutes before bleeding to death from removal of ONE of his testes!


Major Fallout

5,278 posts

262 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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That has made me feel ill! frown

The Nur

9,168 posts

216 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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I wonder how hard he punched her in the face


ETA: and before I get somebody saying you should never hit a woman, I agree. But if the bh bites your balls off she deserves a smack


Edited by The Nur on Monday 10th October 19:34

cal216610

7,839 posts

201 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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I wonder if she is an at home mum and he is 26 and working.?

Swifty Stig

641 posts

199 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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There was something similar years ago in the news. The bloke was so drunk he didnt feel it until he noticed the bleeding! hurl

paul.deitch

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288 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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...loudly...

Jim the Sunderer

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213 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Certainly more effective than a diaphragm.

Zwoelf

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237 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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cal216610 said:
I wonder if she is an at home mum and he is 26 and working.?
Why are either relevant?

hidetheelephants

36,270 posts

224 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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I'm guessing he actually screamed like a girl; he's half way there already...

Badoom-tish! Ayethangewe!

OMNIO

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197 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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scratchchin

spit / swallow?

JBM78

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211 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
IIRC a man can survive about 3-4 minutes before bleeding to death from removal of ONE of his testes!
Is this true? Doesn't sound quite right...

The Nur

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216 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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OMNIO said:
scratchchin

spit / swallow?
Choke?

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

262 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Tonto said:
Ouch!

She must have had a good old munch if she bit both off!
I remember a large-chested woman named Topp; her first name was Lotta (true)

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

262 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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"He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries"

Do ya' think?

steviegunn

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215 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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Never mind how loud he screamed, I wonder how high he now sings?

Mr_B

10,480 posts

274 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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I dont believe any woman could chomp his balls off in one go - no way.

mybrainhurts

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286 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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She must have been bloody hungry...

Uhura fighter

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214 months

Monday 10th October 2011
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SC7 said:
I think it would make more than the local news if it were a man who had bitten off part of a woman.
It did in March, that article is from July - mail link