Man accused of having it off with a donkey

[andygo]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

To be honest, can’t see what the issue is here, just go into any town on a Friday night and there’s loads of dogs, mooses, cows and whales being shagged!

[The Moose]

OI!!!!

[sherbert90]

andygo said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

To be honest, can’t see what the issue is here, just go into any town on a Friday night and there’s loads of dogs, mooses, cows and whales being shagged!

. Seriously though, what drives some people to do stuff like that? There really are some properly fked up people out there.

[jason s4]

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,"

[RodMod]

Aparently he was listening to Simply red while in the act.


Holding back the ears!.

what a fked up world we live in

Rod.

[Cogcog]

He aw, He aw, he always uses that excuse.

[Anthony Micallef]

A case of someone getting medieval on their ass?

[sunbeam alpine]

In fairness, that is a damn good-looking donkey.

[Kudos]

Mate of mine is a police CSI type chap. Someone locally was caught doing the same, he had to go and take swaps from donkey (arse & mouth)

[ZOLLAR]

Cogcog said:

He aw, He aw, he always uses that excuse.

That actually had me stifling a laugh so that my OH doesn't think I'm sad laughing at my phone

[jbudgie]

He was a SOCO and you mean swabs.

[Jasandjules]

Well I for one can't see any flaws in his defence...

[antspants]

So what do you call it when you punch a donkey in the back of the head to improve the happy ending?

[croyde]

[Changedmyname]

Mad world.

[the snowman]

The Moose said:

OI!!!!

[AndrewW-G]

I understand the PC term is inter-species erotica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJQ0EV4bWH0 . . . . . link is almost safe for work

[The Moose]

To be honest, I don't see a lot of problem with this kind of behaviour. Whilst I wouldnt partake in it myself, a) I hardly see it as newsworthy and b) recon it goes on all the time (anyone smell peanut butter on their dog's nose?!?!)

[Wacky Racer]

RodMod said:

Aparently he was listening to Simply red while in the act.


Holding back the ears!.

what a fked up world we live in

Rod.

Bunny's to tight to mention...

[F i F]

Kudos said:

Mate of mine is a police CSI type chap. Someone locally was caught doing the same, he had to go and take swaps from donkey (arse & mouth)

We'll not talk about a chap reported interfering with chickens in his allotment shed, part of the evidence which resulted in his conviction were pieces of chicken feathers beneath his foreskin.

It's a lousy job but somebody has to do it, which is usually said as a joke when somebody has a totally ace job, like delivering Aston Martins, but in this case it's just a lousy job.

And we'll not mention the WPC reported for fondling a stallion's balls one very cold morning. Turned out the horse had been left out overnight and she was trying to prevent the stallion from becoming infertile due to frozen gentleman's vegetables.