$1m artwork damaged by cleaner
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Victor McDade

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Sunday 6th November 2011
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'damaged'? Some would say improved on. Wtf is it meant to be?



TheBBC said:
An art installation worth more than $1m (£624,000) has been damaged by an overzealous cleaner who tried to scrub away a deliberate patina.

The patina was meant to look like a puddle beneath a rubber trough placed under a stacked tower of wooden slats.

Artist Martin Kippenberger's When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling remains on display in Dortmund's Ostwall Museum, where the damage occurred.

The work is on loan to the museum.

The private collector who owns the installation by Kippenberger - who died in 1997 - has agreed that it remain on display despite the incident.

Dortmund city spokesperson Dagmar Papajewski said it had not been decided whether the patina would be restored.

"It will be up to the collector to decide," Ms Papajewski told AP. "We can't consult Kippenberger about it."

Ms Papajewski said the company that employed the cleaning staff had been working with the museum since October last year and had told their staff to stay at least 20cm away from the artwork.

Kippenberger was a prolific artist who produced work in a wide range of styles and media. His portfolio included sculpture, paintings, prints and installations.

His works have been displayed at New York's Museum of Modern Art, London's Tate Modern and London's Saatchi Gallery.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15613227

Jim the Sunderer

3,261 posts

213 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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It's just some lattice fencing and a chamber pot.

Mr_B

10,480 posts

274 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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1, who valued that at $1M ? 2, Sounds like a PR story to me to either stir up interest in the gallery, or in the hope that some mug will want to buy it at a stupid price not it's had its bit of fame.

Puggit

49,826 posts

279 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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What's a patina?!

xr287

875 posts

211 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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If you can confuse it for a mess to be cleaned up it can hardly be considered art can it.

0a

24,159 posts

225 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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Here's my artwork.



Oh wait it's a bag of kindling.

-Pete-

2,914 posts

207 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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If the 'private collector' is reading this and would like to email me, I have a number of $1M works in the pipeline I'm sure he'd be interested in...

NismoGT

1,634 posts

221 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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I could make something much better with the pile of scrap wood at the end of my garden.

I'll start the bidding at £2M.

dandarez

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314 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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0a said:
Here's my artwork.



Oh wait it's a bag of kindling.
No! No! That is a masterpiece... absolutely out of this world, the best I have seen in decades.
The wonderful interpretation of Rome falling in a day... the incredible precise placement of each and every kindle.
The sealing of the cello bag to give such immense clarity... the detail, the magnitude of destruction... Priceless. Ceh magnifico!

I used to work amongst these prats... does it show?

-Pete-

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207 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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dandarez said:
0a said:
Here's my artwork.



Oh wait it's a bag of kindling.
No! No! That is a masterpiece... absolutely out of this world, the best I have seen in decades.
The wonderful interpretation of Rome falling in a day... the incredible precise placement of each and every kindle.
The sealing of the cello bag to give such immense clarity... the detail, the magnitude of destruction... Priceless. Ceh magnifico!

I used to work amongst these prats... does it show?
I think it's a fake! nono

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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Victor McDade said:
'damaged'? Some would say improved on. Wtf is it meant to be?
It's currency, nothing more. Art critics would disagree but then again art critics are talentless, up themselves mugs who, in a desperate attempt to escape being ordinary, delude themselves that they have the ability to see meaning and beauty in products that have neither.

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

205 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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-Pete- said:
If the 'private collector' is reading this and would like to email me, I have a number of $1M works in the pipeline I'm sure he'd be interested in...

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

235 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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One question





How did they know?

Streps

2,457 posts

197 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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$US1.1 million for a bunch of slats.

The cleaner deserves a medal

chim

7,259 posts

208 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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This pretentious st boils my piss.

EDLT

15,421 posts

237 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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Puggit said:
What's a patina?!
It's what Alfa Romeo owners call faded paint and rust, not sure how it applies to some sticks though.

perdu

4,885 posts

230 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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Streps said:

$US1.1 million for a bunch of slats.

The cleaner deserves a medal
So, if we assume that this "installation" was moved to the museum recently and "installed" by some pretentious git ( a not unreasonable assumption IMO) how can the owner be sure that the wonderful patinated plastic tray under it was placed exactly where the "artist" ( I missed out p1ss from that label) placed it when he produced it?

I think this is an obvious fake AICMFP

A definite insurance scam, was that Robert Vaughn leaving the building en route to Weatherfield?



rolex

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289 months

Sunday 6th November 2011
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0a said:
Here's my artwork.



Oh wait it's a bag of kindling.
Nice wood


bad company

21,920 posts

297 months

Monday 7th November 2011
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I had to laugh at this story. It was an awful piece of art imo.

XB70

2,494 posts

227 months

Monday 7th November 2011
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At the Met, I nearly took out one of these installation pieces by walking into it!

It was a piece of thin white twine in a corner, anchored on one wall about 60cm off the floor and then anchored at the bottom of the other wall at floor level if that makes sense.

No barriers, no sign, nothing.