You Can't Make it Up - Idiocy!
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Jimbeaux

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carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?

King Herald

23,501 posts

247 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Link said:
MIAMI, FL (AP) -

Police said a woman posed as a doctor and gave a series of toxic injections (cement, mineral oil and a sealant used to fix flat tires) to a woman who wanted a bigger backside and curvier body....
I don't see a problem, it worked a treat. hehe



Muntu

7,687 posts

230 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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carmonk said:
Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?
Ask Michelle Obama

nelly1

5,666 posts

262 months

Monday 21st November 2011
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Muntu said:
carmonk said:
Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?
Ask Michelle Obama
rofl

Muntu

7,687 posts

230 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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nelly1 said:
Muntu said:
carmonk said:
Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?
Ask Michelle Obama
rofl


I rest my case biggrin

theboyfold

11,479 posts

257 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Miguel Alvarez

5,185 posts

201 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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carmonk said:
Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?
I agreed with you on the unprovoked thread but right now in this thread I'm going to have to tell you NOOOO old bean. A slim waist and a big butt on a girl is seriously sexy.

lick

hesnotthemessiah

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235 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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King Herald said:
I don't see a problem, it worked a treat. hehe

That is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year. Maybe a tad schadenfreude but it's damn funny.

Who the hell goes to some back street transgender person to have their butt made bigger? Bonkers! But very funny.

GWC

4,432 posts

226 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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King Herald said:
Link said:
MIAMI, FL (AP) -

Police said a woman posed as a doctor and gave a series of toxic injections (cement, mineral oil and a sealant used to fix flat tires) to a woman who wanted a bigger backside and curvier body....
I don't see a problem, it worked a treat. hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk&fea...

Edited by GWC on Tuesday 22 November 17:13

Muntu

7,687 posts

230 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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theboyfold said:

Oh well, who are we to judge, as long as Barry-boy is happy? hehe


Jimbeaux

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Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Muntu said:
theboyfold said:

Oh well, who are we to judge, as long as Barry-boy is happy? hehe

Oh the shame.

carmonk

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218 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Miguel Alvarez said:
carmonk said:
Why would any woman want to look like they have a watermelon wedged up their fadge?
I agreed with you on the unprovoked thread but right now in this thread I'm going to have to tell you NOOOO old bean. A slim waist and a big butt on a girl is seriously sexy.

lick
If I had to choose then slim waist is a must. But even with that, if the butt is too big it doesn't do the trick. Now I don't like flat butts or saggy butts, they've got to be shapely, but spacehopper arses are definitely out.

Miguel Alvarez

5,185 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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So this doesn't do it for you?



lick

swiftpete

1,894 posts

224 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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The person posted isn't the person who had the treatment, that's the person that performed it. Although he obviously has done it to himself as well.

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Miguel Alvarez said:
So this doesn't do it for you?



lick
Erm... not reaalllly, no....

Mikeyboy

5,018 posts

266 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Muntu said:


I rest my case biggrin
Hmm, a former newsreader, a former model and a former lawyer. Not exactly good cases for women of normal shape the two European women.

Still wouldn't wan to have a girlfriend like the OP though.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Miguel Alvarez said:
So this doesn't do it for you?



lick
No.

Not at all.

In fact, if I hadn't seen pictures of similarly proportioned ladies before, I'd have said she has a medical problem. I shall remember that image the next time I need to ‘delay things’ – I’m starting to worry that thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on the loo isn’t as effective as it once was; this will replace that nicely.

The fact that the day she hits 30 the rest of her will fill out to the same proportions as her arse is also not an appealing thought.


Miguel Alvarez

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201 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Rude-boy said:
No.

Not at all.

In fact, if I hadn't seen pictures of similarly proportioned ladies before, I'd have said she has a medical problem. I shall remember that image the next time I need to ‘delay things’ – I’m starting to worry that thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on the loo isn’t as effective as it once was; this will replace that nicely.

The fact that the day she hits 30 the rest of her will fill out to the same proportions as her arse is also not an appealing thought.
To be fair that doesn't always happen. Black women tend to have big bums (not all before the can't read posters jump on my case) as a rule so providing they don't go overboard on the ben and jerry's indulging they'll keep their attributes.



Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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That'll keep Sir Mixalot happy.