'Whos ya daddy?'
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Erm, you are?
Mirror
Mirror said:
A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter.
Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.
Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.
He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”
His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”
I really want to know how it got into the paper...I'm guessing/hoping it wasn't the dad/daughter!Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.
Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.
He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”
His wife Rosemary said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”
Mirror
It reminds me of Ricky Gervais' (he says genuine) story about a man going into a public toilet cubicle and guy next to him puts his ... into hole through wall and ....job, you know, and then they both come out and he realises it's his dad! - not enough Colgate in the world!
am i allowed to mention this?
am i allowed to mention this?
NavSat said:
It reminds me of Ricky Gervais' (he says genuine) story about a man going into a public toilet cubicle and guy next to him puts his ... into hole through wall and ....job, you know, and then they both come out and he realises it's his dad! - not enough Colgate in the world!
am i allowed to mention this?
I've heard that story as well...would be great if it is true xD.am i allowed to mention this?
Ki3r said:
NavSat said:
It reminds me of Ricky Gervais' (he says genuine) story about a man going into a public toilet cubicle and guy next to him puts his ... into hole through wall and ....job, you know, and then they both come out and he realises it's his dad! - not enough Colgate in the world!
am i allowed to mention this?
I've heard that story as well...would be great if it is true xD.am i allowed to mention this?
Googles glory hole
Ki3r said:
NavSat said:
It reminds me of Ricky Gervais' (he says genuine) story about a man going into a public toilet cubicle and guy next to him puts his ... into hole through wall and ....job, you know, and then they both come out and he realises it's his dad! - not enough Colgate in the world!
am i allowed to mention this?
I've heard that story as well...would be great if it is true xD.am i allowed to mention this?
Hudson said:
Ah, since we're sharing f
ked up stories, theres a vid on ze internets of a guy and a girl gloryholin' (in a shack in the woods, romantic!) and after they "finish", they meet each other - brother n sister.
lolz ensure while the cameraman runs off and hides.
That will be the one ked up stories, theres a vid on ze internets of a guy and a girl gloryholin' (in a shack in the woods, romantic!) and after they "finish", they meet each other - brother n sister.lolz ensure while the cameraman runs off and hides.
A woman gets home from working a nightshift & decides to wake her husband by giving him oral sex. She climbs under the bottom of the duvet gently spreads his legs pulls the foreskin right back then she sucks his brains out til he quivers & cums like never before. She then goes to the bathroom to clean up & finds her husband in there shaving! "WHAT THE fk ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" she yells... "Sshhh!" he says "you'll wake your dad'
k ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" she yells... "Sshhh!" he says "you'll wake your dad' 
Bolognese said:
A woman gets home from working a nightshift & decides to wake her husband by giving him oral sex. She climbs under the bottom of the duvet gently spreads his legs pulls the foreskin right back then she sucks his brains out til he quivers & cums like never before. She then goes to the bathroom to clean up & finds her husband in there shaving! "WHAT THE fk ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" she yells... "Sshhh!" he says "you'll wake your dad'
k ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" she yells... "Sshhh!" he says "you'll wake your dad' 
As if that'd really happen. Women know their fella's equipment.
What a unfortunate position to have been in!
tribbles said:
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter calls a phone sex line, and it's Meg on the end of the line (but they don't recognise eachother)
Or the episode when Meg and Chris go to a fancy dress party and end up in the "make out" cupboard together.Gassing Station | News, Politics & Economics | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff