Former topless model as Sheriff

[Skywalker]

Daily Mail article here stating that Katie Price is interested in running for election as a Police & Crime Commissioner.

The PCCs are going to replace Police Authorities and will have the control over budgets.

At which point did the dumb fks in the Tory Party (it is a party political issue) not think that his would become a popularity contest for celebrities and monied business folk, as oposed to even more petty local politico-creatures standing on the 'party ticket'.

The chances of a "common" man (or woman) getting involved must be remote given the potential cost of campaigning.

[Puggit]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/11/article-...

[AndrewW-G]

What’s the worst that could happen, feral kids running riot almost unchallenged, whilst there are still plenty of BIB available for speeding ticket duty?

[EDLT]

"Sparks fears that vote could be a popularity contest" So like every election then?

[Jasandjules]

Well, what are her policies?

[Caulkhead]

Skywalker said:

Daily Mail article

and,

Skywalker said:

At which point did the dumb fks in the Tory Party (it is a party political issue) not think that his would become a popularity contest for celebrities and monied business folk

Probably the same kind of dumb fk that believes the Daily Mail and fails to realise these celebrities are already allowed to stand for parliament, yet is more concerned that they might suddenly win a vote as a PCC. . . . . .

[T_Pot]

oh dear god, can you imagine the police in pink uniform and pink patrol cars

[Thom987]

T_Pot said:

oh dear god, can you imagine the police in pink uniform and pink patrol cars

Might appeal to the Gay community.

[jdw1234]

About as much chance of this as her taking delivery of "her" pink Veyron.

[Davel]

Jasandjules said:

Well, what are her policies?

I believe that she has two - apparently.....

[KrazyIvan]

Jasandjules said:

Well, what are her policies?

Find a z list celeb, fall in love, sell story, get married, sell story, have child, sell story, fall out of love, sell story, get divorced, sell story, rinse and repeat till your a washed up old hag....not sure how that will help her police "career".

Though I bet she has already sold the TV rights to her "campaign" and election to office.

[HOGEPH]

Who's going to ride into town and shoot up the sheriff?

[turbobloke]

Davel said:

Jasandjules said:

Well, what are her policies?

I believe that she has two - apparently.....

Those are her performance indicators.

[MonkeyHanger]

HOGEPH said:

Who's going to ride into town and shoot up the sheriff?

Has Mel Brooks updated Blazing Saddles?


Imagine the scene if she got the job...

"As honourary Chairman of the welcoming committee, It's my privelege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new....



Slapper!"

[Skywalker]

Caulkhead said:

Skywalker said:

Daily Mail article

and,

Skywalker said:

At which point did the dumb fks in the Tory Party (it is a party political issue) not think that his would become a popularity contest for celebrities and monied business folk

Probably the same kind of dumb fk that believes the Daily Mail and fails to realise these celebrities are already allowed to stand for parliament, yet is more concerned that they might suddenly win a vote as a PCC. . . . . .

Ohh, a hissy fit insult. Best one I have had all day.

If you had read it, my point wasn't that they are allowed to stand (is it only serving cops that can't?), but that anyone would be suprised that a celeb wouldn't do this for publicity and the craic.

[thinfourth2]

Well you could elect this man who is a tit or this man who is also a tit and then there is this tit with a funny handshake or you could elect her who is merely a pair of tits