Fascinator ban at Ascot

[hornetrider]

You know, them fluffy things wot wimmins stick in their hair.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-166...

Beeb said:

Ascot spokesman Nick Smith said: "It is probably fair to say the dress code hasn't necessarily been enforced quite as rigorously as we might have liked.

"There is no doubt our customers would like to get back to a situation where it is universally acknowledged this is a formal occasion and not an occasion where you might dress as you would at a nightclub."

Jolly right too. Going to Ascot dressed as if they are going to "a nightclub" indeed. The amount of times I see young ladies wearing fascinators in nightclubs is simply too much to bear.

[DonkeyApple]

I think that they are basically trying to hint that vagazzling of the head is not appropriate.

They should have Brian Sewell on the gate deciding who gets in

[Miguel Alvarez]

Some guy was on BBC Berkshire Radio this morning talking about this. Peachy asked him would they be turning people away if they turned up wearing clothing outside of the guidelines and his answer was no.

My fondest memories of Royal Ascot was working there as a porter for my first summer job and some milf flashing me her cracking breasts. Happy Days.

I keep meaning to take the missus there for a day out.

[CommanderJameson]

DonkeyApple said:

I think that they are basically trying to hint that vagazzling of the head is not appropriate.

They should have Brian Sewell on the gate deciding who gets inand if you give twenty quid to charity, you can punch him in the face.

[DonkeyApple]

CommanderJameson said:

DonkeyApple said:

I think that they are basically trying to hint that vagazzling of the head is not appropriate.

They should have Brian Sewell on the gate deciding who gets inand if you give twenty quid to charity, you can punch him in the face.

Once you've been allowed in.

Those rejected can pay for a framed and signed printing of what Brian told them was wrong about them as well.