Dog walker finds grave, digs up dead dog
Dog walker finds grave, digs up dead dog
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essayer

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10,410 posts

225 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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Seriously WTF

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/9551030.Dog_i...

BFP said:
The RSPCA has now launched an investigation after the gruesome discovery which was made by dog walker Sandra Swift on Tuesday.

The dog, believed to be a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, had recently given birth before being slayed and buried in a shallow grave.
My favourite is this quote from the woman who dug up the dog:

Dog digger upper said:
Soo sorry to anyone who thinks my actions where wrong me and my son are a bit geeky when it comes to forensics but at the end of the day nothing but nothing I did was wrong unlike the person who killed this poor stuffy, not a pit bull, not a mastiff not a rabid beast but a new mum!
rofl

Who the hell finds a trail of blood leading to a recent grave then goes home to get their shovel and dig ??

bet it was her dog

Oakey

27,984 posts

247 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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So it's not possible there were complications whilst this dog gave birth and the owner decided to put it out of its misery and bury it rather than let it suffer any longer whilst trying to find a vet to put it down?

No no, it obviously has to be some kind of animal cruelty because CSI Swift says so.

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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They should dig further down, there might be a human body. Because if I wanted to get rid of a body I'd bury it very deep with a dog on top of it. That way even if the grave was discovered they'd dismiss it as just a dog's grave and after whining to the paper, forget about it.

Mr Happy

5,906 posts

251 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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carmonk said:
They should dig further down, there might be a human body. Because if I wanted to get rid of a body I'd bury it very deep with a dog on top of it. That way even if the grave was discovered they'd dismiss it as just a dog's grave and after whining to the paper, forget about it.
Is there something we should know about your past??!!

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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Damn, I've said too much...

Oakey

27,984 posts

247 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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carmonk said:
Damn, I've said too much...
You want me to go grab that bag of quicklime and the shovel boss?

Halb

53,012 posts

214 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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scratchchin

Hmm, so Oakey works for Carmonk...

carmonk

7,910 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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Not any more after that quicklime fiasco. Can't follow orders and you're off the firm.

Oakey

27,984 posts

247 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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Oops, the first rule of 'in the hole' club...

Halb

53,012 posts

214 months

Saturday 25th February 2012
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Along with
find the right hole
and
be careful what you put in the hole.

AJS-

15,366 posts

267 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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carmonk said:
They should dig further down, there might be a human body. Because if I wanted to get rid of a body I'd bury it very deep with a dog on top of it. That way even if the grave was discovered they'd dismiss it as just a dog's grave and after whining to the paper, forget about it.
Except in the UK you'll probably get a higher sentence for unauthorised waste disposal than for premeditated murder.

I'd actually bury the dog, along with a broken fridge and a couple of old tyres under a respectable middle class white person I'd murdered.

CBR JGWRR

6,586 posts

180 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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AJS- said:
carmonk said:
They should dig further down, there might be a human body. Because if I wanted to get rid of a body I'd bury it very deep with a dog on top of it. That way even if the grave was discovered they'd dismiss it as just a dog's grave and after whining to the paper, forget about it.
Except in the UK you'll probably get a higher sentence for unauthorised waste disposal than for premeditated murder.

I'd actually bury the dog, along with a broken fridge and a couple of old tyres under a respectable middle class white person I'd murdered.
While I wouldn't be suprised, I think it's best this remains conjecture...

Mojocvh

16,837 posts

293 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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AJS- said:
carmonk said:
They should dig further down, there might be a human body. Because if I wanted to get rid of a body I'd bury it very deep with a dog on top of it. That way even if the grave was discovered they'd dismiss it as just a dog's grave and after whining to the paper, forget about it.
Except in the UK you'll probably get a higher sentence for unauthorised waste disposal than for premeditated murder.

I'd actually bury the dog, along with a broken fridge and a couple of old tyres under a respectable middle class white person I'd murdered.
It's a bugger when your best mate pegs it.

I have heard of wildfowlers who have buried their beloved dogs out in the merse, where they and their masters have hunted under the moon in the wildest of weathers, it's a kind of closure thing.

A wee hint.

http://www.basc.org.uk/en/media/basc-films/the-lon...

&

http://www.basc.org.uk/en/media/basc-films/an-intr...

PS watch the tide at 3min in!!!!!

Edited for that OT icon.




Edited by Mojocvh on Sunday 26th February 19:12

motco

17,662 posts

277 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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essayer said:

The dog, believed to be a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, had recently given birth before being slayed and buried in a shallow grave.
Never knowingly understated! (in any case, shouldn't it be slain?)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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motco said:
essayer said:

The dog, believed to be a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, had recently given birth before being slayed and buried in a shallow grave.
Never knowingly understated! (in any case, shouldn't it be slain?)
No need, it's already dead....

pacman1

7,324 posts

224 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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CBR JGWRR said:
While I wouldn't be suprised, I think it's best this remains conjecture...
Very good, very good.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Sunday 26th February 2012
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pacman1 said:
CBR JGWRR said:
While I wouldn't be suprised, I think it's best this remains conjecture...
Very good, very good.
Of corpse it is....