Samantha Brick - 'No Elle Macpherson'

[P-Jay]

Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans...

As anyone who knows me will tell you, I'd like the Daily Mail closed, it's staff whipped and it's premises raised to the ground for crimes against happiness, joy and cheery live-and-let-live dispositions.

Frankly you can't knock them enough.

But look at this for a stupidly concentrated mix of the Mental and miss-placed Vanity.

"No Elle MacPherson" No st Sherlock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/...

[EDLT]

Is that Cock Womble's French cousin half way down the page?

[freecar]

I read that too, she's not bad but I'd need a couple of pints from some of her pictures!

[Pesty]

Women always moaning about something


She is attractive I would say but hardly in league to make other women have a go at her.





who has the fking nerve to write this
'There are downsides to looking this pretty': Why women hate me for being beautiful

Women one more thin g she likes it when people mention to her husband she is attractive. Note they are hardly likely to tell him you are pig ugly are they.

[davepoth]

I'm trying really hard to avoid typing something that would get me arrested for inciting hatred.

I'll be charitable, and just say that I think she's deluded on many levels. And her husband has an excellent tache.

[Pints]

EDLT said:

Is that Cock Womble's French cousin half way down the page?

Definitely looks like Le Cock Womble.

She's certainly nothing special. Special needs, perhaps but not especially attractive.

[Digger]

I'm confused. Anyone care to hypothesise as to why an article like that gets published? Purely to get the website counter ticking over?

[gtdc]

Was this the DM April Fool article?

[Pesty]

Digger said:

I'm confused. Anyone care to hypothesise as to why an article like that gets published? Purely to get the website counter ticking over?

because women like to read that st and they have their own money these days

[stevejh]

I would advise her not to read the comments as she might get a nasty surprise.

[Miguel Alvarez]

First thoughts are she gets sent bottles of champagne because she looks like the gullible type who'll put put quickly after a few vague compliments.

[Chimune]

Thats one hell of a dildo shes got there. Needs its own keyboard and base station. I didn tknow eMachines made them....

Edited by Chimune on Tuesday 3rd April 14:11

Edited by Chimune on Tuesday 3rd April 14:12

[carmonk]

I don't get it. I wouldn't look twice at her (apart from to wonder why some palid saggy-faced wonder was posing in front of the camera like Kate Moss)

[KrazyIvan]

Pesty said:

She is attractive ......

Really, she looks like a Wallace and Gromit reject doll. This is one of those cases where I feel the need to point out that slim/skinny is not the only requirement to call yourself attractive.

As for the story of the bubbly sent over by the Captain, I call bullst.

[hornetrider]

Comments said:

Not since Cleopatra has such transcendent beauty been combined with such utter humility.
- eric, Edinburgh, 03/4/2012 12:44
Click to rate Rating 3

[blindswelledrat]

Miguel Alvarez said:

First thoughts are she gets sent bottles of champagne because she looks like the gullible type who'll put put quickly after a few vague compliments.

Exactly. She didn't bother mnetioning the rest of the conversation:

Her: Thanks. WHat have I done to deserve this
Him: Just looked stunning, thats all. WHat are you doing now, in teh anal sex sense?
Her: Just going back to my husband I am afraid.
Him: GIve it back, it's not for you. I mistook you for what you look like.

[Rude-boy]

doogz said:

People don't like her because she's pretty?

I think maybe people don't like her because her giant ego blocks out the sun.

Agreed.

She looks nice enough but seriously needs to get a handle on herself. I would suggest that she is a bit of a flirt as well which is more likely the reason she is blanked by other women. It's one thing to be more attractive, another to play on it, which it appears Mrs Brick certainly does.

[Pesty]

KrazyIvan said:

Really, she looks like a Wallace and Gromit reject doll. This is one of those cases where I feel the need to point out that slim/skinny is not the only requirement to call yourself attractive.

As for the story of the bubbly sent over by the Captain, I call bullst.

I was trying to be polite she aint exactly minging. I imagine she was quite pretty when younger but still. She aint all that I agree.

That was the worst picture of her I picked.

[Motorrad]

She looks like a very ordinary middle aged woman who happens to have an odd looking smile.

[Miguel Alvarez]

Second thoughts she reminds me of this woman I used to work with. Utterly fking useless, lazy and would brush up against men so that they would bend over backwards to cover up her mistakes.