Muslim conversion squads

[thinfourth2]

As a poor country boy i'm somewhat sheltered from the "real world"

Apparently in the real world there is islamification

This involves muslims wandering around the street converting folk

I've never seen this

Have you

Oh and the following video isn't even vaguely a set-up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kvmrc8lCa0&fea...

Edited by thinfourth2 on Saturday 7th April 15:03

[Jasandjules]

Not heard of them but I'd happily treat them with the same disdain I do the Bible Bashers.

[EDLT]

This week I have mostly been Sunni, but then I met a nice group of Shiites on the way to Aldi Waitrose so I converted.

[hyperblue]

Bit like the Jehovahs then?

[eldar]

hyperblue said:

Bit like the Jehovahs then?

Yes, but a better uniform.

[0000]

2 people have put daily?

Who knew that anyone from Bradford would join a car forum.

[BarnatosGhost]

Once someone has chosen a religion and believes everyone else is doomed to burn in hell, trying to convert them is a nice thing to do, is it not?

The fallacy of the original decision being moot.

[carmonk]

Cool, I didn't want to derail the other thread with your inane banter so I'm glad you've created this one. I can't be bothered to read the poll or even talk about the issue, so here's a picture of a honey badger caring as little about what you have to say as I do.

[thinfourth2]

carmonk said:

Cool, I didn't want to derail the other thread with your inane banter so I'm glad you've created this one. I can't be bothered to read the poll or even talk about the issue, so here's a picture of a honey badger caring as little about what you have to say as I do.

but you told us the entire country is being slowly converted to muslims and i am a country bumpkin because i haven't seen the islamification of the UK

So from this poll i can either say

A your talking bks

B everyone else lives in a village miles from anywhere

[StoatInACoat]

I live in London and still voted "I have no idea what you're talking about". However, having read the thread I can safely say that, er, I still don't really understand what you're talking about.

I expect the blokes running the shop round the corner are probably Muslims or Hindus or something so I should probably be cross but actually I'm quite gratefull that they're always open and aren't bloody rude to their customers.

[carmonk]

thinfourth2 said:

A your talking bks

I don't have talking bks, unlike some.

[thinfourth2]

carmonk said:

I don't have talking bks, unlike some.

i thought you couldn't be bothered with this thread?

[Mr_B]

Those 'conversion' videos remind me of some from The Real Hustle. In that they target idiots.

[Dr Jekyll]

BarnatosGhost said:

Once someone has chosen a religion and believes everyone else is doomed to burn in hell, trying to convert them is a nice thing to do, is it not?

But how come the jews don't try and convert anybody? All other religions do, but not them.

[carmonk]

thinfourth2 said:

carmonk said:

I don't have talking bks, unlike some.

i thought you couldn't be bothered with this thread?

What gave you that impression? Just because I will never again try and engage you in serious conversation doesn't mean I'm going to shun your threads.

[marcosgt]

GentleFellow said:

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[thinfourth2]

carmonk said:

What gave you that impression? Just because I will never again try and engage you in serious conversation doesn't mean I'm going to shun your threads.

Odd way of showing you don't care nor read this thread

But this thread has raised a valid point

If the islamification of this country is due to the muslim conversion squads then why isn't 95% of the UK Jehovah witnesses?

[wolves_wanderer]

The question isn't clear. Is it how often do you partake, how often do you see one or how often do you get converted?

[R26 Monster]

that white guy in the youtube video is either a bit 'special' or is a plant

[carmonk]

thinfourth2 said:

carmonk said:

What gave you that impression? Just because I will never again try and engage you in serious conversation doesn't mean I'm going to shun your threads.

Odd way of showing you don't care nor read this thread

But this thread has raised a valid point

If the islamification of this country is due to the muslim conversion squads then why isn't 95% of the UK Jehovah witnesses?

Now that is a mystery. What could possibly explain it?

Just for the record, and to clear it up for people who are reading this thread and going WTF, I've never heard of Muslim conversion squads either. It's something the OP invented in their head then imagined might actually be going on. What I did was post the OP video in another thread with a comment along the lines of, "No need to worry about being forcibly converted unless you're mentally ill like the bloke in this video." Apparently that means I believe that the UK is rampant with these mythical conversion squads who go around presumable forcing people to say "Ash-hadu an la ilaha ill Allah."

Oh st, that means I'm one now. They got me in the end.