Non story of the year?

[Justayellowbadge]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizar...

Beyond trivial.

[crofty1984]

That looks unlit to me.

[10 Pence Short]

The picture is just incidental to the headline.

[ShawCrossShark]

crofty1984 said:

That looks unlit to me.

Even says it is unlit in the article

[chris watton]

When we lived in Italy, every, and I do mean every petrol attendant had a fag seemingly spot-welded to their mouth while filling our car up. Why the Sun has this as a story is beyond me....the cig's not even lit, FFS!

[Jamie VTS]

I read this at lunch today, quite possibly the most pointless newspaper article in the world.

[Du1point8]

the article itself says its not lit?

[F i F]

Jamie VTS said:

I read this at lunch today, quite possibly one of the the most pointless newspapers article in the world.

[dandarez]

I'd redo the headline

Sean Penn about to be wacked up backside by giant cig!

[cal216610]

Why,

[colonel c]

Jamie VTS said:

I read this at lunch today, quite possibly the most pointless newspaper article in the world.

You've left out 'it was a mate's paper. I didn't buy it honest!'.

[colonel c]

NeMiSiS said:

AirMAX Classic, the guy has taste.

I'm afraid that says more about you than him.

[Jimbeaux]

Come on, this is PH! Why has no one yet commented as to why such a wealthy idiot would be driving around with his back fender all banged up?

[Justayellowbadge]

Jimbeaux said:

Come on, this is PH! Why has no one yet commented as to why such a wealthy idiot would be driving around with his back fender all banged up?

Because ,here, 'fender' makes you sound like a rube, unless discussing guitars.

[Jimbeaux]

Justayellowbadge said:

Jimbeaux said:

Come on, this is PH! Why has no one yet commented as to why such a wealthy idiot would be driving around with his back fender all banged up?

Because ,here, 'fender' makes you sound like a rube, unless discussing guitars.

What then, back wheel well, or some similar ghey ste?

[AndrewW-G]

Jimbeaux said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Jimbeaux said:

Come on, this is PH! Why has no one yet commented as to why such a wealthy idiot would be driving around with his back fender all banged up?

Because ,here, 'fender' makes you sound like a rube, unless discussing guitars.

What then, back wheel well, or some similar ghey ste?

Rear wing . . . a Fender is either a brand of guitar or something that boats have

[DonkeyApple]

Spiteful, hate fuelling, propaganda rag desperate to spew filth and distortion to its thick and socially retarded client base.

As a story it has everything needed to wind up a thicko. Gas guzzeling, health and safety, Argentina, left wing person.

[Jimbeaux]

AndrewW-G said:

Jimbeaux said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Jimbeaux said:

Come on, this is PH! Why has no one yet commented as to why such a wealthy idiot would be driving around with his back fender all banged up?

Because ,here, 'fender' makes you sound like a rube, unless discussing guitars.

What then, back wheel well, or some similar ghey ste?

Rear wing . . . a Fender is either a brand of guitar or something that boats have

[CommanderJameson]

Justayellowbadge said:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizar...

Beyond trivial.

What the stting fk are you doing reading The Sun?

I am disappoint.

[scenario8]

CommanderJameson said:

I am disappoint.

You are Alexandr Meerkat.