Snap Presidential Election Tomorrow

[AJS-]

A flight of fantasy, and I'm not especially republican, but following on from the general election thread, how would you vote if the UK had a Presidential election tomorrow?
Candidates are picked fairly arbitrarily as people who I think might put their hat in the ring, so feel free to add your own.

[randlemarcus]

Prince William?

[0a]

Boris Johnson - despite his faults I think he's pretty genuine. Also for the fact he called Ken a 'a fking liar', he generally pisses off The Guardian, and he'd be an interesting chap to have a beer with.

[thinfourth2]

randlemarcus said:

Prince William?

And the queen?

And David greenest government ever hugg a hoodie Cameron

[qube_TA]

The Queen for President!

[anonymous-user]

Clarkson! how hard could it be

[alock]

Peter Davies