More Dubai sexytime shenanigans

[hornetrider]

Oh dear. She's going down

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleea...

When will they learn?!

[wolves_wanderer]

She must really love the cock to be willing to take it outdoors in an Islamic country. Top bird!

[croyde]

According to that story the taxi driver was already telling the police that they were kissing but they then carried on to have sex. She was naked when the police came over to the car. Pull the other one.

Me and the wife-to-be got stopped by the police for having sex on the beach, really. We were chatting on the beach and having a beer, this was Goa, when two well dressed locals came and joined us and were happy to share our beer. After 10 mins they pulled out warrant cards and wanted to do us for the said offence.

Needless to say they were after some bribe money and stopped pulling us towards their car when some money was handed over. Around £5, this was 20 years ago.

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

Before anyone says that I don't know what I am talking about, I do have plenty of experience of working in Islamic countries and I'm not disputing that they were kissing but I very much doubt that they then took it all the way.

Unfortunately they will now both get truly feked.

Edited by croyde on Thursday 17th May 14:58

[Puggit]

croyde said:

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

She claims she was alone, so the taxi driver might have been pestering her and was upset when turned down.

[croyde]

Puggit said:

croyde said:

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

She claims she was alone, so the taxi driver might have been pestering her and was upset when turned down.

Sorry I didn't finish the article, hang on! it says she's from Croydon so I reckon she's guilty

[TheEnd]

Puggit said:

croyde said:

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

She claims she was alone, so the taxi driver might have been pestering her and was upset when turned down.

That doesn't explain where the other guy appeared from if she was alone.

[Raify]

More holes in this story than a 30 year old dish-dash.

Taxi driver claims he complained at their canoodling, stopped and went to get a copper. When they return she is completely naked in a struggle-cuddle with the bloke (fast work, from canoodling to bumping uglies)

Woman claims she was alone, fully clothed and drinking from a bottle of beer.

Man denies all charges.

[s1962a]

TheEnd said:

Puggit said:

croyde said:

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

She claims she was alone, so the taxi driver might have been pestering her and was upset when turned down.

That doesn't explain where the other guy appeared from if she was alone.

He was also alone, sitting in the same taxi, your honour.

[allnighter]

Yep it sounds too far fetched.Whether in South Africa or Dubai, it's always the taxi driver at the source of all troubles.

[s1962a]

croyde said:

According to that story the taxi driver was already telling the police that they were kissing but they then carried on to have sex. She was naked when the police came over to the car. Pull the other one.

Me and the wife-to-be got stopped by the police for having sex on the beach, really. We were chatting on the beach and having a beer, this was Goa, when two well dressed locals came and joined us and were happy to share our beer. After 10 mins they pulled out warrant cards and wanted to do us for the said offence.

Needless to say they were after some bribe money and stopped pulling us towards their car when some money was handed over. Around £5, this was 20 years ago.

More likely that the taxi driver and/or the copper both wanted money and the couple refused thus it has now escalated.

Before anyone says that I don't know what I am talking about, I do have plenty of experience of working in Islamic countries and I'm not disputing that they were kissing but I very much doubt that they then took it all the way.

Unfortunately they will now both get truly feked.

What you say makes sense, but if you know Dubai then you'll know the taxi drivers and police usually have nothing in common. Taxi drivers are most likely foreigners, and the police locals. Why would the taxi driver risk getting deported, or worse thrown in jail for lying?

[McClure]

Sounds like crap for the simple reason that if you're having urgent pissed-up sexytime in the back of a taxi you don't get naked, you just get enough out of the way to get on with things.

Next they'll be saying there were candles and a gramophone playing "sexy hits of the 70's".

[TallbutBuxomly]

s1962a said:

What you say makes sense, but if you know Dubai then you'll know the taxi drivers and police usually have nothing in common. Taxi drivers are most likely foreigners, and the police locals. Why would the taxi driver risk getting deported, or worse thrown in jail for lying?

Pre fking cisely. Coppers in dubai do not take bribes it is almost worse than drinking according to my bro who lives there. Taxi drivers are also all foreign largely and not huge fans of the police so far as i can tell.

Not entirely sure what is truth and waht is lies in this story but suspect it is possibly largely truth as dubai authorities try to turn a blind eye to western shenanigans for pr reasons. They would rather shut down a party where there is beer than arrest someone for having it and so on.

[Ayahuasca]

Her linked-in profile describes her as 'Head of Risk' and that she has a 'willingness to work until the task in hand is complete'. Good girl.

[TallbutBuxomly]

Ayahuasca said:

Her linked-in profile describes her as 'Head of Risk' and that she has a 'willingness to work until the task in hand is complete'. Good girl.

[Puggit]

[hollydog]

[quote=croyde]According to that story the taxi driver was already telling the police that they were kissing but they then carried on to have sex. She was naked when the police came over to the car.

Sounds like dogging to me.

[Lost soul]

The old slapper must have a fetish about being arse raped in the cells by a gang of Arabic coppers


oh no wait

[odyssey2200]

Just one reason why I never want to go to one of these medieval, retarded st holes.

[Kermit power]

Have none of you actually read the article????

She's a Catholic school girl! I wouldn't be surprised to zoom in on the top of the tower next to her in the article to see her riding up and down on the spike!

[Chilli]

odyssey2200 said:

Just one reason why I never want to go to one of these medieval, retarded st holes.

Why, because you regularly have a bunk-up in the back of taxis?!
Dumb bird. The authorities turn a blind eye to a lot that the ex-pats get up to, for a variety of reasons. You have to be pretty fking stupid to think you could get away with this though. However, I doubt it happened as reported. She/they were probably pissed and being a pain in the arris. Being drunk in the back of a taxi is not allowed in Dubai, but I've never heard of anyone being arrested for it, so I guess they were up to something.