Art exhibition with "invisible" exhibits - £8

[matchmaker]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/A...

What the fk is the point?

[Eric Mc]

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

[br d]

I went to an exhibition years ago where a huge room contained 5 very large, completely blank white canvasses. They were numbered and it was clearly stated that they were identical in every way.
I saw a lot of people very earnestly studying each one in turn, pointing, nodding and looking suitably impressed as they slowly moved down the room.

Complete toilet if you ask me.

[matchmaker]

I wonder what would happen if someone tripped over an invisible exhibit and broke a leg?

[Sticks.]

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

Couldn't see it, think it's been nicked.

[Eric Mc]

Sticks. said:

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

Couldn't see it, think it's been nicked.

That's OK, I'll be able to give a clear description of the piece to the insurers and the police.

I do hope no one tries to forge it.

[rohrl]

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

I stole those before anyone noticed. Got them all under my jacket without even causing a bulge.

[Eric Mc]

rohrl said:

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

I stole those before anyone noticed. Got them all under my jacket without even causing a bulge.

You must have nicked someone leses item then. My piece is quite bulky and heavy. You'ld need a forklift to move it.

[MX7]

Anyone who pays to see that should be sectioned.

[Sticks.]

Eric Mc said:

Sticks. said:

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

Couldn't see it, think it's been nicked.

That's OK, I'll be able to give a clear description of the piece to the insurers and the police.

I do hope no one tries to forge it.

I hope you've got a photo of it for the insurance.

[FourWheelDrift]

I'll go. I'll pay to get in using invisible money.

[Puggit]

FourWheelDrift said:

I'll go. I'll pay to get in using invisible money.

I think I've got enough Euros too

[Smiler.]

Yeah, but still streets ahead of Emins' dirty kacks.

[matchmaker]

Smiler. said:

Yeah, but still streets ahead of Emins' dirty kacks.

[Eric Mc]

Sticks. said:

Eric Mc said:

Sticks. said:

Eric Mc said:

I wonder did they spot the exhibits I sneaked in?

Couldn't see it, think it's been nicked.

That's OK, I'll be able to give a clear description of the piece to the insurers and the police.

I do hope no one tries to forge it.

I hope you've got a photo of it for the insurance.

Of course.

It'll be shown on Crimewatch, no doubt.

[rix]

[martin84]

I'm in the wrong business.

[Oakey]

Do you think my own masterpiece would be accepted for inclusion:














































It's a thing of beauty, is it not?

[smegmore]

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[Oakey]

I can see yours!