I went to a royal wedding don't you know...
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I think its hilarious when st like this happens to the silver spoon up the arse brigade...
She's made herself out to be a stuck up bh with no understanding of what she should be doing, until she gets pulled over for doing 20mph in USA.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2150505/...
She's made herself out to be a stuck up bh with no understanding of what she should be doing, until she gets pulled over for doing 20mph in USA.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2150505/...
can't believe they actually published this crap 1 said:
What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? I went to the Royal Wedding for goodness’ sake.
can't believe they actually published this crap 2 said:
What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? I went to the Royal Wedding for goodness’ sake.I’m outraged. What am I being taken into custody for? Apparently, there is a $40,000 (about £26,000) warrant out for my arrest. I was pulled over because my registration had expired and the warrant was issued because I forgot to go to court for a traffic violation.
It seems excessive for a traffic violation. During the ride to the police station, I go from furious (‘I want your badge number. I am going to sue everyone’) to panicked (‘Am I going to have a criminal record?’) to crying because I am frightened they are going to make me bend over and cough.
It seems excessive for a traffic violation. During the ride to the police station, I go from furious (‘I want your badge number. I am going to sue everyone’) to panicked (‘Am I going to have a criminal record?’) to crying because I am frightened they are going to make me bend over and cough.
can't believe they actually published this crap 3 said:
The next eight hours are spent in a shared cell underneath the courthouse. Even worse than people using the loo – plonked in the corner in a tiny, windowless cell – (I daren’t gag in case I get beaten up) is feeling so cold.
Zero tolerance: A police officer on patrol in Los Angeles
Remembering that you lose a high percentage of body heat from your head, I am so desperate I wrap mine up in loo roll, like a mummy, with a small slit for my eyes. Another prisoner I’ve become friendly with does the same, except for some reason she only leaves a slit for her mouth. We both laugh our heads off for the next five minutes, rolling around on the concrete bench. A moment of light relief.
Oh and not forgetting:Zero tolerance: A police officer on patrol in Los Angeles
Remembering that you lose a high percentage of body heat from your head, I am so desperate I wrap mine up in loo roll, like a mummy, with a small slit for my eyes. Another prisoner I’ve become friendly with does the same, except for some reason she only leaves a slit for her mouth. We both laugh our heads off for the next five minutes, rolling around on the concrete bench. A moment of light relief.
The I'm traumatised conclusion said:
Next time you are pulled over for a minor traffic violation, thank your lucky stars you live in Britain.
Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the US – I just don’t love its legal system.
Even though I can now look back on the experience and laugh, I have definitely been traumatised by it. Nowadays, if I even see a police car, I feel as if I am going to have a panic attack. It makes me long for British bobbies.
Poor baby...Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the US – I just don’t love its legal system.
Even though I can now look back on the experience and laugh, I have definitely been traumatised by it. Nowadays, if I even see a police car, I feel as if I am going to have a panic attack. It makes me long for British bobbies.
iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!
She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
You got it the wrong way, mate. We were born with stuff she doesn't have. Basic common sense.She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 27th May 18:40
The inbred jokes might seem harsh but there is more than a grain of truth in them................
iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!
She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
I think you've hit on something. Somebody on PH recently accused me of not liking people that have more than I have. I think it's a common trait - including on here.She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
Edited by iphonedyou on Sunday 27th May 18:40
Randy Winkman said:
iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!
She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
I think you've hit on something. Somebody on PH recently accused me of not liking people that have more than I have. I think it's a common trait - including on here.She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
Edited by iphonedyou on Sunday 27th May 18:40
Just because it's written in the first person doesn't mean it hasn't been edited to st by the subhuman filth who work for the daily mail, so I'll reserve judgement on her attitude. I've long since passed judgement on the DM though.
http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...
http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...
I did pretty well with that one, I got as far as "Forgot to turn up to court" and bailed out.
"Forgot to turn up to court" spewed out like its a long the same lines as forgetting to close the fridge door. No sympathy from me I am afraid, if you cant be arsed to turn up when you have been told to, then you can't complain when the law comes looking for you instead.
"Forgot to turn up to court" spewed out like its a long the same lines as forgetting to close the fridge door. No sympathy from me I am afraid, if you cant be arsed to turn up when you have been told to, then you can't complain when the law comes looking for you instead.
glazbagun said:
Just because it's written in the first person doesn't mean it hasn't been edited to st by the subhuman filth who work for the daily mail, so I'll reserve judgement on her attitude. I've long since passed judgement on the DM though.
http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...
"...and instead opted for what I thought to be the more independent viewpoint of The Guardian."http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...
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