Iranian scientist invents time machine

[vixen1700]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleea...

Excellent!

[MocMocaMoc]

vixen1700 said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleea...

Excellent!

Me: computer, when will I next have sex?
Computer: I can only see 6 years in the future.
Me: >smashes machine, punches scientist<

[Carfiend]

Great Scott!

[FourWheelDrift]

Doc Ali Brown said:

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

So they have invented an Iranian Russell Grant.

[shirt]

you'd think my now iran would have invested in 'the central imperial ministry for preventing us from looking like berks'

i can't believe they release st like this and think 'oh yeah, the west is gonna be bricking it tonight!'

[TheHeretic]

FourWheelDrift said:

So they have invented an Iranian Russell Grant.

Precisely what I was going to type.

[Conian]

Nah, it gives the same answer for any question:

"Our beloved leader Mr DinnerJacket will have killed us all in a nuclear accident within 5 months"

[Silverbullet767]

First picture released by the Iranian Government....

[McWigglebum4th]

FourWheelDrift said:

Doc Ali Brown said:

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

So they have invented an Iranian Russell Grant.

Well not really

[Carfiend]

Good Evening I am Septic Peg



The winner of tonights lottery will be a Man... or a Woman... they will have hair, bad luck for you mate.

[smegmore]

So he must be bricking it now, knowing when the sunshine rocket arrives

[anonymous-user]

I've got a time machine..... it's called.........,,,a wristwatch! Boom tish!! Thank you, I was here all next week, I'll be here all last week too. Time to get me coat............

[Killer2005]

FourWheelDrift said:

Doc Ali Brown said:

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

So they have invented an Iranian Russell Grant.

Nope, something far smaller.