"Treacherous roads"
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Captain Muppet

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8,540 posts

296 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Dear BBC news reporters: roads that are slippery from being covered in highly visible white snow are not "treacherous", they are bloody obviously slippery, you dolts.

FFS.

Better words are needed. I quite like "snowy". Perfectly describes the roads without building any undeserved drama or dread.


Although I hugely enjoyed the Met office yellow snow warning. Sure, you called it "amber", but it was yellow. Ha.

Captain Muppet

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8,540 posts

296 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Thanks for moving it to politics mods, I was hoping no one would read this thread.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
Although I hugely enjoyed the Met office yellow snow warning. Sure, you called it "amber", but it was yellow.
Not in my neck of the woods, it wasn't. It was a very bright shade of bloody red...irked






DeuxCentCinq

14,180 posts

213 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
Thanks for moving it to politics mods, I was hoping no one would read this thread.
They need to do something to justify their huge salaries.

andym1603

1,885 posts

203 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1020379656...

This is when you decide to leave the house a little earlier. Picture taken late seventies if I remember correctly.

Captain Muppet

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296 months

Friday 30th January 2015
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Hey mods, almost none of these replies are about politics, but I have noticed they have time stamps on, so maybe shift the entire thread over to the watches forum for a bit?

Beati Dogu

9,381 posts

170 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Just be thankful journalists know at least one other adjective than 'devastated', which is used to cover every eventuality from a tsunami to split ends.

Squawk1066

2,948 posts

202 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
Hey mods, almost none of these replies are about politics, but I have noticed they have time stamps on, so maybe shift the entire thread over to the watches forum for a bit?
laugh

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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rofl

Jasandjules

72,658 posts

260 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Well trying vainly get this political, they now appear to say "wintry showers" which I assume is because there is no more snow due to the Global Warming they tax us for....


Tannedbaldhead

3,213 posts

163 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Are these roads betraying people?

Can roads be hung for this treason?

itannum990

275 posts

146 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Have they affected house prices?

We need to know these things!

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

198 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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I trust the Merc ML in MBH's post scoffed at the light dusting of snow and roared off up the road like nothing had happened.

Edited by Willy Nilly on Saturday 31st January 16:09

GetCarter

31,305 posts

310 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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They are sometimes treacherous here.

Just in case you come up and mistakenly think they are 'snowy'. wink

Edited by GetCarter on Saturday 31st January 16:35

Captain Muppet

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Saturday 31st January 2015
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GetCarter said:
They are sometimes treacherous here.

Just in case you come up and mistakenly think they are 'snowy'. wink
I've been to the Arctic, which is even more North than Scotland, and I've worked in parts of the US where you get a foot of snow every day for a month.

Roads with snow on them are not treacherous, just very slippery, as advertised by the fact that they are covered in snow. Sometimes the snow covers ice, which is also slippery. The only way they could be treacherous is if they were unexpectedly grippy.

MC Bodge

29,919 posts

206 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Winter weather in winter SHOCKA!

GetCarter

31,305 posts

310 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
GetCarter said:
They are sometimes treacherous here.

Just in case you come up and mistakenly think they are 'snowy'. wink
I've been to the Arctic, which is even more North than Scotland, and I've worked in parts of the US where you get a foot of snow every day for a month.

Roads with snow on them are not treacherous, just very slippery, as advertised by the fact that they are covered in snow. Sometimes the snow covers ice, which is also slippery. The only way they could be treacherous is if they were unexpectedly grippy.
I used to work in Norway. Roads can be treacherous. Believe me!

Here, if I drive at 1 mph down the 1:3 hill when it is covered in sheet ice with snow on top - I can't, even with hill decent control, stop the 4x4 from going into a skid. What would consider treacherous? wink


Edited by GetCarter on Saturday 31st January 17:32

GetCarter

31,305 posts

310 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
GetCarter said:
They are sometimes treacherous here.

Just in case you come up and mistakenly think they are 'snowy'. wink
I've been to the Arctic, which is even more North than Scotland, and I've worked in parts of the US where you get a foot of snow every day for a month.

Roads with snow on them are not treacherous, just very slippery, as advertised by the fact that they are covered in snow. Sometimes the snow covers ice, which is also slippery. The only way they could be treacherous is if they were unexpectedly grippy.
I used to work in Norway. Roads can be treacherous. Believe me!

Here, if I drive at 1 mph down the 1:3 hill when it is covered in sheet ice with snow on top - I can't, even with hill decent control, stop the 4x4 from going into a skid. What would consider treacherous? wink


I think a definition might clear this up: >>> Treacherous = "dangerous, hazardous, perilous, unsafe, precarious, risky, deceptive, unreliable, undependable, unstable"

Everything my 1:3 hill was last week!

Edited by GetCarter on Saturday 31st January 17:43

Captain Muppet

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Sunday 1st February 2015
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GetCarter said:
Captain Muppet said:
GetCarter said:
They are sometimes treacherous here.

Just in case you come up and mistakenly think they are 'snowy'. wink
I've been to the Arctic, which is even more North than Scotland, and I've worked in parts of the US where you get a foot of snow every day for a month.

Roads with snow on them are not treacherous, just very slippery, as advertised by the fact that they are covered in snow. Sometimes the snow covers ice, which is also slippery. The only way they could be treacherous is if they were unexpectedly grippy.
I used to work in Norway. Roads can be treacherous. Believe me!

Here, if I drive at 1 mph down the 1:3 hill when it is covered in sheet ice with snow on top - I can't, even with hill decent control, stop the 4x4 from going into a skid. What would consider treacherous? wink


Edited by GetCarter on Saturday 31st January 17:32
Snowy road is slippery. What else would you expect?

Monkeylegend

29,529 posts

262 months

Sunday 1st February 2015
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I like a "dump"