If ever a few frozen sausages needed hammered into a lawn

[smileymikey]

Really sorry for the Daily Mail link ( I do in truth feel a bit dirty about it). This guy really does need the "Brothers of the frozen sausage" to nip around in the dead of night mine this idiots lawn. He shoulk be in prison !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957101/Ne...

[V8forweekends]

He is very plainly mentally ill. He'd fking love living next door to me :-)

I feel extremely sorry for his neighbours though.

[silverous]

I'm wondering if a search would reveal him as a PH'er who posted on one of these "my neighbours don't maintain their house" threads and took perhaps some of the advice given literally

[S10GTA]

Nevermind, he'll die soon the miserable old git.

[MajorMantra]

Psychopath. It's disheartening that more can't be done to curtail the abuse to which he subjects others.

[smileymikey]

Its not going to solve the problem, however giving him a couple of months inside would at least give the neighbours a well deserved break.

[Roo]

I'd say there are two main reasons his house won't sell each time he puts it on the market.#

1. He's over valuing it.
2. It looks a bit 'twee'

[TIGA84]

Prison even? Jesus.

I think I'd be calling my local cement delivery firm to adjust his garden from "well maintained" to "smooth and featureless".

[BertB]

The first photo makes his 'lawn' look like scrub land.

Clearly not right in the head.

[mikal83]

Guys a nutter and deserves everything he gets. I however feel sorry for any family he's got, But where were they when they should have reined him in?

[DanielSan]

MajorMantra said:

Psychopath. It's disheartening that more can't be done to curtail the abuse to which he subjects others.

A smack in the mouth might help.

[V8forweekends]

smileymikey said:

Its not going to solve the problem, however giving him a couple of months inside would at least give the neighbours a well deserved break.

If you read to the end, he's already done time for this - it's been going on for 50 years!

[mat205125]

He's actually devalued his won house more by installing that appauling wooden crap on his windows to make them look all victorian, however painted them brilliant white.

Bloke seems like a poisonous old fart with far too much time on his hands, and nothing to do in life but be miserable and bitter.

[SteveSteveson]

Bloody hell. I would be happy with any of those gardens. If anything his is the worst due to the fking ivy growing up the house (I hate ivy having spent most of the winter removing it from my garden). He would have a heart attack if he saw the current state of my garden at the moment!

[Crush]

The three people involved all look the same

[LucreLout]

His house looks bloody awful! Tacky pillar ornaments, unsightly windows..... Far nicer properties for sale around there for less than £200k too.
I'm half tempted to buy a rental in the street and see how he likes it when I rock up to do the windows or garden once every year or two.

[smileymikey]

V8forweekends said:

smileymikey said:

Its not going to solve the problem, however giving him a couple of months inside would at least give the neighbours a well deserved break.

If you read to the end, he's already done time for this - it's been going on for 50 years!

I did...Thats why I'm surprised he wasn't sent back inside to cool his heels for a few months. It wont stop him in any way shape or form. It would give the poor neighbours some piece and quiet.

[V8forweekends]

DanielSan said:

MajorMantra said:

Psychopath. It's disheartening that more can't be done to curtail the abuse to which he subjects others.

A smack in the mouth might help.

Yeah, except the Courts would probably take that seriously.

[eltawater]

S10GTA said:

Nevermind, he'll die soon the miserable old git.

He believes he already has and gone to Hebburn

[anonymous-user]

LucreLout said:

His house looks bloody awful! Tacky pillar ornaments, unsightly windows..... Far nicer properties for sale around there for less than £200k too.
I'm half tempted to buy a rental in the street and see how he likes it when I rock up to do the windows or garden once every year or two.

I thought that, it's exactly the sort of tacky tasteless house you'd expect this sort of cockwomble to live in. I bet he gets the Daily Mail too