Appleby Horse Fair.
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BlackLabel

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13,251 posts

153 months

Thursday 2nd June 2016
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cootuk

918 posts

153 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Fights, fights, more fights.
Transits full of tinkers chasing each other.
Girls in very revealing clothing wanti g to be grabbed.
Fights for looking at them
Cars and vans driven like lunatics.
Horses ridden like lunatics.
A herd of foals stampeding down the main road.

Pretty much fun if that's your lifestyle anyway

ryandoc

276 posts

185 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Serious question this has prompted me but the A66 cross Oenone route has had warnings about this for a while now. I need to go west to east across it today is it going to be a complete standstill ??

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Is there a similar event for dags?

NailedOn

3,118 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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I live in County Durham on one of the main routes to Appleby.
The travelers are provided with temporary stop over camp sites, which have portaloos. However, many just pitch up where they like: business parks; your road; your field. Leave the area covered in rubbish and worse.
Spate of shoplifting and burglaries. Rowdiness and careering about on rickety carts.
Many of the travelers are 'known to the police' and live in council/social houses in places like Bishop Auckland.
Drinking, rabble rousing, theiving and fighting seem to be the attractions of Appleby.
Some of the canvas wagons are quaint but mostly they are outnumbered by the white Transit pickup crews.

DavesFlaps

683 posts

221 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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NailedOn said:
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The travelers are provided with temporary stop over camp sites, which have portaloos. ...
For some reason, I read that as "potatoes" smile

jdw100

5,488 posts

194 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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[Fights, fights, more fights.
Transits full of tinkers chasing each other.
Girls in very revealing clothing wanti g to be grabbed.
Fights for looking at them
Cars and vans driven like lunatics.
Horses ridden like lunatics.
A herd of foals stampeding down the main road.
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One of the best pieces of poetry I have read for years. Have you any others?

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

228 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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I always particularly enjoy the ones carrying their quaint old caravans on the back of a low-loader and the horses in a horsebox towed by a van.
A pain in the bloody arse.

jdw100

5,488 posts

194 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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DavesFlaps said:
For some reason, I read that as "potatoes" smile
Don't mention the lack of potatoes- very culturally insensitive!

Puggit

49,804 posts

278 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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And the residents in this part of Berkshire all breathe a sigh of relief for a week!

williamp

20,410 posts

303 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Plenty of information on the travellerstimes website

http://travellerstimes.org.uk

ryandoc

276 posts

185 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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kapiteinlangzaam said:
I drove East over the 66 on Tuesday and there was a 5 mile queue following some of our travelling friends going westbound.

Bloody ridiculous.
That answers that then east coast it is and the Gateshead mayhem for a change !

ALT F4

5,180 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Family live up in that part of the world and the censored fair is a stain on the area each year, every year.

Anyways, once up on a time the 'event' used to consist of genuine gypsies trading in horses coupled with a few competition events and generally 'meeting' up. The numbers used to be suitable for the area they congregated on (fair hill).
As time has gone by and as 'travellers' became a 'thing' (I think in the mid 80-90's), they overtook genuine gypsies and the nature of the 'event' changed. The atmosphere became much more aggressive with tensions between 'tribes' and tension with 'tribes' and locals.

A lot of bandwagon jumping became the norm whereby 'travellers' would proclaim to be 'gypsies' , even though they would turn up in their Range Rovers, white vans and caravans ...along with some very strange attempts at fast irish accents.

Each year sees a lot of trouble, fights, litter, damage to property..... but as political correctness seems to trump everything these days they are all now grouped as a 'race' (I think), and so they have special protection to go about their typical attitudes and behaviours each year.... with what many would say as a total care-free mind-set.

Some say the additional numbers in the area is good for business, some say that the cost to the local tax payer to provide a lot of extra policing, repair to property, replacement of stolen items and constant cleaning up of litter is a huge drain on everyone's finances.

Generally speaking, if you like horses you'll tend to be sympathetic to the event, otherwise most feel its something that should be very much toned down back to levels of the so called 'good old days'.



EDITED - I used the word censored .... in the opening sentence, now changed incase I was to be trumped by political correctness.

Edited by ALT F4 on Friday 3rd June 09:35

Davey S2

13,394 posts

284 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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If it wasn't for the locals one well aimed low yield nuke would do wonders.

Lawless pond life.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

226 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Davey S2 said:
If it wasn't for the locals one well aimed low yield nuke would do wonders.

Lawless pond life.
Well it's an interested by concept. You do wonder what this particular group bring to our fair isle. Thievery, violence, interbred offspring, curly hair, teenage pregnancy, illiteracy in youth and general anti social behaviour all while claiming as much free health care and benefits as our poxy system allows.

Still to be fair, that's not a whole lot of difference to our council estates so maybe they're just mucking in. At least they bring lucky heather, pegs and comedy fighters on YouTube into the equation.

ALT F4

5,180 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Just been sent this link:
http://www.cwherald.com/a/news/news.458579.html

So, its the usual goings on up there during 'fair week'.

PAULJ5555

3,554 posts

206 months

Mammasaid

5,581 posts

127 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Locals hate it, lock up you tools, cars, houses, daughters, etc...

J4CKO

46,839 posts

230 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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A Pajero, that surprises me biggrin

TwigtheWonderkid

49,088 posts

180 months

Friday 3rd June 2016
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Gypsies....it's the 99% of rotten ones that give the rest a bad name.