Brexit: will it affect my September build slot?

[Sparkyhd]

It's my Porsche Boxster. Can I have a definitive answer before Thursday?

Edited by Sparkyhd on Tuesday 21st June 22:42

[Axionknight]

Sparkyhd said:

Can I have a definitive answer before Thursday?

What are you having built?

Where is it being built?

What is the manufacturer of this mystery item saying?

[loafer123]

Sparkyhd said:

Can I have a definitive answer before Thursday?

No.

[andyglos]

Yes,, I am guessing that in the event of Brexit they will no longer want to sell you a car and will redirect your build to a more deserving and appreciative consumer...

[andyglos]

Yes,, I am guessing that in the event of Brexit they will no longer want to sell you a car and will redirect your build to a more deserving and appreciative consumer...

[smn159]

No, but you'll need to pay double for it as the pound will be worth fk all

[smn159]

Or, assuming that your build slot is for a house in France, 'No', but you won't be able to go there to live in it

[eharding]

Well, if we vote for Remain, you'll probably be forced by some EUSSR commissar to use the German name for 'September' when referring to your build slot.

[smn159]

And they'll be an immediate law passed forbidding you from wishing anyone a Merry Christmas, if it happens to be a gift. Probably by the Germans.

[FredClogs]

Following a brexit your build will be prioritised on a points based system, it may or may not be Australian in nature. The points and the system of the points will be controlled by a faceless Whitehall bureaucrat, called peter not Pierre, so if you're building grey Y fronts I'd say your ok.

[powerstroke]

Yes you will have to settle for a RR sport in chav white instead !!

[DJMC]

Following a successful exit from the EU, your share of the next year's saving Britain will make by not paying £10,000,000,000 to Brussels will pay for your new car outright.

X

[Jonesy23]

Answer should be with you by Thursday, the cancellation will be going in the system first thing tomorrow.

[FredClogs]

you were planning on going over to see it come out of the factory - I'm afraid you may need a Visa and a permit to leave and re-enter and of course your car will have to stay there until the correct tariff can be applied to it.

[EnglishTony]

eharding said:

Well, if we vote for Remain, you'll probably be forced by some EUSSR commissar to use the German name for 'September' when referring to your build slot.

I suspect the brexiters are going to need a whoosh parrot here.

[RobDickinson]

worst im buying a boxter thread ever.

[AJL308]

Never cared for the Boxter. Primarily because of the statement it makes about its owner; every single one is bought because the person buying it can't afford the car he really wanted - a 911.

[eharding]

EnglishTony said:

eharding said:

Well, if we vote for Remain, you'll probably be forced by some EUSSR commissar to use the German name for 'September' when referring to your build slot.

I suspect the brexiters are going to need a whoosh parrot here.

A true Brextit would change his bulld slot to October, just to be sure he wasn't being swizzed by some dodgy Johnny Foreigner..

[Mr_B]

I think the Porsche factory is cancelling Boxster production on any Brexit vote and giving the capacity to the looming European war the PM warned me about, what with the risk to world stability and end of Western political civilisation that EU man, Donald Tusk spoke of.

[KarlMac]

AJL308 said:

Never cared for the Boxter. Primarily because of the statement it makes about its owner; every single one is bought because the person buying it can't afford the car he really wanted - a 911.

Alright Clarkson, thanks for that. I'm glad you brought it up because literally no one has said that before.