The referendum in the eyes of a child, a different take

[Anoetic]

So I was trying to explain the mess from this week and I was asked if anything similar has happened in past.. So if we were pirates would half the country have mutinied and a lot of people walked the plank, or treason with mass hangings, or would we now be in the middle of a very bloody civill war......

[glazbagun]

We just said that we used to be part of a team of countries, but now we're starting our own team.

The reply:

"So we're not in Scotland any more?"

Hope he doesn't go into politics.

[Crush]

"If I take away 50 of your cadburys buttons and give back a grape, would you be happy?No? That's what has stopped"

[Crush]

"We stopped dem filthy immigrants taking your school places"

"We don't have enough highly educated graduates, therefore the thickos voted to leave because they hate foreigners"

[deckster]

"Pretty much nothing. In 2 weeks it will be old news, in 6 months we will be wondering what all the fuss was about, and in a couple of years it will be an also-ran on the inside pages"

[Camoradi]

We used to get some of our paperwork done by some people across the sea, but we've decided we can probably do it better and cheaper ourselves