Who should Boris replace?

[Dr Jekyll]

We now know Boris Johnson he isn't going to replace David Cameron, but some other jobs have become or likely to become available. Which is best for his skills?

[HairyMaclary]

Roy Hodgeson?

The man that makes the tea in our office?

[Misaps]

The last person in the queue at the unemployment office

[EnglishTony]

Back end of pantomime horse

[HootersGsy]

I've voted Tim Peake but only if it's a one way trip.

[EnglishTony]

EnglishTony said:

Back end of pantomime horse

In San Francisco

[anonymous-user]

EnglishTony said:

Back end of pantomime horse

That's not possible as Boris is no end of an ass

[EnglishTony]

lord trumpton said:

That's not possible as Boris is no end of an ass

[Don]

Boris political career is over for now as is Gove's.

But Boris is a smart operator. There will be a moment for him. Later.

[EnglishTony]

Don said:

Boris political career is over for now as is Gove's.

But Boris is a smart operator. There will be a moment for him. Later.

Presenter on Playgirl Channel?

[valiant]

Don said:

Boris political career is over for now as is Gove's.

But Boris is a smart operator. There will be a moment for him. Later.

Let's just hope it's a lot later.

A lot, lot later.

[DWS]

who gives a fxxk? I don't care if he never surfaces again.

[DavidJG]

Boris should replace the next cadaver due for cremation. Still wouldn't be enough to compensate for the damage that worthless piece of goatst has caused though.

[davhill]

The last one in the human centipede.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I used to have lots of respect for him but based on recent events I think he should replace a statue of a massive cock.

[marshalla]

I'd suggest this bloke



but he'd probably hold the sign upside down and back to front, and then encourage everyone to go off and buy a whifwhaf bat instead while he indulged in some jolly japes with nanny round the back of the bike sheds - if he could find them.

Edited by marshalla on Friday 8th July 23:04

[Pesty]

Were is the option: nobody,disappear into obscurity .

[Don]

valiant said:

Don said:

Boris political career is over for now as is Gove's.

But Boris is a smart operator. There will be a moment for him. Later.

Let's just hope it's a lot later.

A lot, lot later.

My guess is shortly after the next general election. If ever, of course, if ever. Gove shafted this attempt. There may be no further chance for Boris. But who knows what the political landscape will look like in three years time? I certainly don't. It's "interesting" times...

[MarshPhantom]

This guy.

[anonymous-user]

MarshPhantom said:

This guy.

Poking fun at a lad with downs syndrome isn't really that funny mate