You couldn't make it up - Woman poo hunter!

[eldar]

Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo. -+

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167...

[RDMcG]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4855582/Ti...

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I think they have made it up.

[Alucidnation]

Great idea setting up a GFM page for the window replacement.



That fking web site should be shut down.

[4159265]

Alucidnation said:

Great idea setting up a GFM page for the window replacement.



That fking web site should be shut down.

That might be why its posted in the begging thread too, cheery-chops.

[LittleBigPlanet]

Embarrassment aside, imagine being upside down, unable to move, about six inches away from your own cable. Stomach of the strongest kind.

[BuzzBravado]

Is that a window looking directly into another window?

[cootuk]

All I want to know..did he get a shag out of it anyway?

[schmunk]

BuzzBravado said:

Is that a window looking directly into another window?

Secondary double glazing, presumably.

[Shakermaker]

cootuk said:

All I want to know..did he get a shag out of it anyway?

Today's article on BBC website says they have been on another date since, as they enjoyed their date prior to this incident. What a great story that will be if they ever get married...

[Ki3r]

I thought I had some bad dates!

[Tuvra]

I know a girl, a very, very attractive girl who done this.

She banged one out, it wouldn't sink so she threw it out the window. It landed on the next door neighbours patio relatively unscathed. The neighbour thought it was a "sign" that someone had it in for him so went out and installed CCTV

Everyone, including the bloke who's bathroom she threw it from were extra vigilante for months

[Oakey]

I don't get this throwing poo out of the window business... If you're going to stick your hand in the loo to fish out some st, why not just poke it up the U bend instead? Your hand is already in the bowl and covered in st either way!

[Puggit]

Here's the gap:

[Oakey]

If they had any brains they'd have just tried pouring water on it until it dispersed into the gap.

[Funkycoldribena]

Ki3r said:

I thought I had some bad dates!

Good job she didn't...

[loose cannon]

Judging by the state of that window im surprised touching excrement isn't a Daily occurance in that household

[TheGuru]

It's one of the most feral things I've read for a while, how big was her turd????

I've what all over the world in all sorts of toilets, never has there been a blockage due to the log size

[r11co]

TheGuru said:

I've what all over the world in all sorts of toilets, never has there been a blockage due to the log size

Bullst!

[S11Steve]

TheGuru said:

It's one of the most feral things I've read for a while, how big was her turd????

I've what all over the world in all sorts of toilets, never has there been a blockage due to the log size

In another turd themed thread, I posted this earlier - https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...