Think You've Seen 'The Mental'??

[jshell]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-ea...

Woman rips mans testicle out with her teeth. Jesus Christ!

[Jimmy Recard]

£500 seems like a small amount of money for that

[spikeyhead]

Years ago I nearly lost one of mine. She sneezed, whilst she was giving it a nibble, I jerked back involuntarily.

[ApOrbital]

Ouch.

nickabkoff.

[Cold]

Jimmy Recard said:

£500 seems like a small amount of money for that

She has to stay at home during the evenings too. That seems fair for such an assault.

[Smiler.]

It's "gums" round me plums, "gums".

[RDMcG]

That’s the Dental not the Mental

[paua]

RDMcG said:

That’s the Dental not the Mental

Acci Dental?

[grumpy52]

My ex coughed once when she had a "plumb" in her mouth .
Killed the moment a little .

[anonymous-user]

grumpy52 said:

My ex coughed once when she had a "plumb" in her mouth .
Killed the moment a little .

Wimp!

[gooner1]

grumpy52 said:

My ex coughed once when she had a "plumb" in her mouth .
Killed the moment a little .

Is she your ex because you caught her with a short plumber in her gob?

[The Dangerous Elk]

A "friend" was, err, lets say "round the back" of his girlfriend, the girls Cat thought they were a play-thing. We were downstairs and knew something had happened

[anonymous-user]

[The Dangerous Elk]

jsf said:

He was from that day nicknamed Adolf